Tell Blatant Lies about the above poster

[Orange]

Is soup

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Is actually @plembobria 's pet rat

 

[Aloysius]

Terrorizes local pigeons with balls of Blu-Tack

 

[Simone]

Owned the Pepsi P1 mobile phone (I actually have one)

Pepsi P1 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[epico]

Is an octopus

 

[Ayuzh]

Believes that clouds are form of humans

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Before joining TNP, Ayuzh auditioned for a role in a soap opera by reciting lines from Beowulf in Klingon.

 

[Ayuzh]

Used to work for a soap opera

 

[Orange]

Is @Cloud

 

[Ayuzh]

Walked on Cloud

 

[Orange]

Is a fox

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is a Tangerine

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Nori only eats tangerines. This limited diet reflects a narrow worldview, and will potentially lead to extreme actions.

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is telling the truth.

 

[Orange]

Is snow

 

[A T-72]

is not the color orange from home depot

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is an actual tank

 

[Aloysius]

Hosts a snail carnival in the bedroom section of the local IKEA

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Responsible for an uptick in pro-snail legislation in the RA that offers tax breaks to mollusk breeders.

 

[Ayuzh]

Is the king of Fiji

 

[Orange]

King of Boston Massachusetts

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Orange is the reason bananas are curved.

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is actually the president.

 

[A T-72]

Is an actual tank

*dramatic gasp*

How DARE YOU! Posted on twitter. You're cancelled.

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Is a pyromaniac

 

[Ayuzh]

The reason behind Treaty of Paris

 

[A T-72]

is not wrong

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Hides something at McDonald's, 2228 New York Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002, United States

 

[A T-72]

has stolen 50,125,756,188 hammers and sickles from farmers

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Can’t count.

 

[Aloysius]

Is the reason for the Bermuda Triangle

 

[Ayuzh]

Went to Bermuda to meet Lionel Messi

 

[A T-72]

watches soccer

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is a football.

 

[Ayuzh]

Slept 25 hours yesterday

watches soccer

Yea I watch football, not soccer

 

[A T-72]

slept 2 hours yesterday

 

[Orange]

Was in the battle of Moscow

 

[A T-72]

burnt down my house

 

[Ayuzh]

Owns a million dollars house

 

[Aloysius]

Owns a house made of a million 1 dollar coins

 

[Orange]

Renamed Berlin