Tell Blatant Lies about the above poster

[Reagan]

Lives in a forest.

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[Ayuzh]

Lives in a zoo

 

[Reagan]

Talks to fish 25 times a day.

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[Ayuzh]

Has a guy sitting beside him

 

[Reagan]

Was chased by a wild kangaroo yesterday.

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[Simone]

Has a guy sitting beside him

I do have a guy sitting in the room next to mine

Anyway, who's above me...oh Reagan. Ok time for another Singapore joke...

Can get MRT to run on time

 

[Reagan]

Love your sense of humour Simone! I'm also impressed with your knowledge of Singapore too!

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from?

Whose typing speed is 0.5 WPM.

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[Simone]

Says lah after every sentence

I've been to Singapore enough times for work to know although I never lived in Singapore

 

[Reagan]

Nice! Hope you had a good impression of SIngapore!

Is a London Underground Tube train conductor.

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[Ayuzh]

Was banned from The North Pacific

 

[Simone]

Is a white bear

 

[Theleesia]

Isn't a white bear

 

[Reagan]

Is secretly half bear half man.

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[Ayuzh]

Is secretly no one

 

[Simone]

Is secretly developing nuclear weapons

 

[Ayuzh]

Is a secret

 

[Reagan]

Is not a secret.

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[Simone]

Is from Mars

 

[Ayuzh]

Went to Mars

 

[Noclaf Ipsagel]

Made a colony on Mars

 

[A T-72]

is a colony of V-G

 

[Noclaf Ipsagel]

Is a colony of Gojira + didn't lose 2 wars in 4 months

 

[Hal Ghatisemagn]

A member of the black hawks

 

[Reagan]

Was one of the founders of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) back in the 1860s.

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[Simone]

Was one of the founders of Singapore back in the early 19th Century.

 

[Noclaf Ipsagel]

Was a member of King Artthur's round table

 

[Ayuzh]

Went to the rugby stadium yesterday

 

[Reagan]

Prefers basketball over football

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[Ayuzh]

^{True ig}

Never been to Singapore

 

[Anarchisticstan]

Is a talking giraffe

 

[Theleesia]

Isn't a talking giraffe

 

[Noclaf Ipsagel]

Is an actual sober man (I swear I'm telling the truth)

 

[Ayuzh]

Is not a human

 

[Noclaf Ipsagel]

Isn't purple

 

[Ayuzh]

Isn't green

 

[A T-72]

is a rat dressed as a unicorn

 

[Ayuzh]

Went to Manchester to see Erik Ten Hag

 

[Reagan]

Thought Manchester was a baseball club

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[Ayuzh]

Supports Ipswich Town

 

[Simone]

Supports Leyton Orient