Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but since "wishing for nothing" is an oxymoron, you caused the logic of this chain to explode, and the Genie / Admin / Jesus / Sedgistan decided to give you the MegaMillions jackpot and made it compulsory for you to appear as the "winner".

I wish my anxiety levels would go down further.
 
Granted, the car has also been delivered by way of speeding towards you.

I wish for American democracy to become more civilized
 
Granted,Trump became the president of the United States of America

I wish for a pun
 
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Granted, you've been dragged to the endless war over R/D in NS Gameplay. (Well, you're actually NPA anyway)

I wish for Americans to have fewer gun crimes.
 
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Granted, but we move to a different system of time measurement, making the now-fixed clocks obsolete.

I wish to get all this work done!
 
Granted, but you're bankrupted by having to maintain a proper climate for the penguin.

I wish for a cool job!
 
Granted,you got a job as a scientist in Antarctica and you got freezed!

I wish the animals could evolve!
 
Granted, it's Nestlé instant noodles made in Ukraine that taste like muck (in my view anyway, I've had it a couple of times)

I wish for space travel to become a reality
 
Sure, but we removed all the other planets so there isn't anything to explore.

I wish that I am able to solve a very hard problem!
 
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Granted, it's a Cray-1 Supercomputer with 8MHz CPU, 300MB of storage and 8.36MB of RAM, and it's great for any museum! It's also getting dropped on your head, as usual.

I wish for more protective heargear that can withstand getting hit by a supercomputer.
 
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Granted, it's a Cray-1 Supercomputer with 8MHz CPU, 300MB of storage and 8.36MB of RAM, and it's great for any museum! It's also getting dropped on your head, as usual.

I wish for more protective heargear that can withstand getting hit by a supercomputer.
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Granted, the headgear would be so tight that you can't get out of it and trap in it for whole life.

I wish for the 100-year free network service.
 
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