Wolfenia PFK
TNPer
I can tell jokes.
Well, I used to tell good jokes. But in these current days I'm not all that funny. You see my one friend of mine makes food for me every time I tell a good joke. She means well and I respect her. However, Glow-in-the-Dark Manicotti just isn't my kind of meal (
). Yes people, she is that bad. One time her screen door was broke and the rats jumped in to repair it.
I couldn't take it anymore when she was on her third vegan kick. Y'know the old expression? "If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound," and all? Well the answer is that somebody used to hear it every time. Boy, that person was my friend and she'd come running and cut the tree up for the next three weeks' meals.
In conclusion, she's just not food minded. So when I visit her place we're eating fast food. Eating out is fitting because her and I met at a restaurant. My friend told the cashier for "nothing special" and so the cashier pointed to little old me.
Well, I used to tell good jokes. But in these current days I'm not all that funny. You see my one friend of mine makes food for me every time I tell a good joke. She means well and I respect her. However, Glow-in-the-Dark Manicotti just isn't my kind of meal (
). Yes people, she is that bad. One time her screen door was broke and the rats jumped in to repair it.I couldn't take it anymore when she was on her third vegan kick. Y'know the old expression? "If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound," and all? Well the answer is that somebody used to hear it every time. Boy, that person was my friend and she'd come running and cut the tree up for the next three weeks' meals.
In conclusion, she's just not food minded. So when I visit her place we're eating fast food. Eating out is fitting because her and I met at a restaurant. My friend told the cashier for "nothing special" and so the cashier pointed to little old me.
, you can always apply for citizenship 
