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Sanjurika · Feb 4, 2019

It only blows when the moon asks.

Why can't I slap someone?

Aerilia · Feb 5, 2019

Because you need fish to do so

Who am I?

Janus · Feb 6, 2019

A flimpersnacker.

Why does the news say today will it will not rain?

Siwale · Feb 9, 2019

Cause of science.

How do we know today is today?

Janus · Feb 11, 2019

Because it's not tomorrow or yesterday.

Why do cows fart?

Sanjurika · Feb 11, 2019

Because cheese.

Why is NS fun?

Janus · Feb 15, 2019

Because it's a fun game.

What is the forum name hereabouts?

Aerilia · Feb 15, 2019

Around the next bend

Who am I?

Janus · Feb 16, 2019

The perennial question.

You are Zazumo, of course.

What color is green?

Sanjurika · Feb 16, 2019

The color of the moon during the day.

What is the name of my nation at night?

Siwale · Feb 16, 2019

Dark Sanjurika

How many minutes are in an hour?

Janus · Feb 17, 2019

65-9+4×5%÷6!

Why is my coffee cup shimmery?

Siwale · Feb 17, 2019

Wax

Why are some sounds louder than others?

Janus · Feb 17, 2019

Because it's not Sunday.

Why is it getting cloudy again?

Siwale · Feb 18, 2019

Cuz the Sky got bored.

Why is it snowing?

Sanjurika · Feb 19, 2019

Hell froze over.

Can I have a hug?

Janus · Feb 19, 2019

Bluish green.

Why is my ice cream gone?

Berkowitzia · Feb 22, 2019

Because the flying bear inhaled it.

What is a flying bear anway?

Aerilia · Feb 23, 2019

A duck

Where is the treehouse?

Janus · Feb 24, 2019

Yggdrasil.

Where's Mars?

Sanjurika · Feb 26, 2019

It's hanging on Yggdrasil.

What is R/D?

Janus · Feb 26, 2019

Silliness.

Who are you?

Aerilia · Mar 11, 2019

Me

Where is pineapple?

Sanjurika · Apr 2, 2019

Under the Sea

Why am I in TNP?

Bobberino · Apr 2, 2019

Because RNG.

Why is @Zaz such a nerd?

Zaz · Apr 2, 2019

Because I learned it from you.

Why does @Nessuno like making RMBers cry?

Sanjurika · Apr 2, 2019

Because they're a Gameside Advocate.

Why?

Nessuno · Apr 3, 2019

Because their tears are the water where i swim.

Why @Zaz is so rude?

Aerilia · Apr 4, 2019

Because they aren't nice

Why is flying a helicopter so different compared to flying a plane?

Zaz · Apr 4, 2019

Because it's two different types of witchcraft.

Why are sports so boring to watch?

Aerilia · Apr 4, 2019

Because sport is not fun

Why is purple the greatest colour ever?

Zaz · Apr 5, 2019

Because you live in a GMOD simulation full of broken textures.

Why are there no North, South, East, West Atlantic GCRs?

Sanjurika · Apr 5, 2019

Because the lady in the earth and the man in the moon decreed it would not be so.

If I dip my finger into the cold void, why does the sky weep?

Aerilia · Apr 5, 2019

Because you are not alive

Why is pants called pants?

Great Bights Mum · Apr 5, 2019

Because the subject and verb could not agree.

How do you play rock, paper, scissors?

Zaz · Apr 6, 2019

By downloading the app from the app store.

What do raiders do when they're not raiding?

Aerilia · Apr 7, 2019

They sit in a dark corner of their room waiting for the update to come back around.

Which TV show is the worst?

Zaz · Apr 9, 2019

Hogans Heroes...

How long until the poison wears off?

Aerilia · Apr 9, 2019

Time is irrelevant

What's the time right now?

Zaz · Apr 10, 2019

Time to stop replying to these threads.

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