Request for blessings

[Georgiana]

Oh Mighty Flemingovia, God of Constitution. Grant me the serenity not to beat the holy living bajeezus out of those who piss me off and the wisdom to know this will make a funny story later. I ask when temptations come my way I don't go madea on them. Once again oh mighty one, let your holy blessigns reign down upon the crown of my head to the soul of my feet.

Amen!​

 

[Romanoffia]

In lieu of a response from the Flemingovia God, the Cheese God bestows a tin of Stinking Bishop cheese for you to unleash upon those who piss you off. ;D