Petition For Band

[Virtual Boy]

Who's with me? Sign up here.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Role play this shiznit yo.

 

[Byardkuria]

Hellz yeah. As a tall, goofy blonde (former blonde), I am a perfect rock bassist.

 

[Virtual Boy]

I'll be drummer, *badoom*

 

[IndieGirl]

I wanna be the gloomy keyboardist! Or the other drummer!

 

[Virtual Boy]

We can have two drummers if ya want!

 

[IndieGirl]

All the cool bands have two drummers. Just look at Del Rey.

 

[Puckton]

I could be the money grubbing manager!

 

[Apollo-Industria]

I'll be the keyboardist *plays "Jump" and then "Crocodile Rock" and then "Piano Man"*

 

[Mr.Gaunt]

Let's see what we have so far:
2 drummers (Virtual Boy, Indie Girl) or 1 drummer and 1 keyboarder
2 bassists (Byard, Apollo)
1 manager

It will be an interesting sound.

Maybe you need a guitarist?
I'll play the cool introverted guy on the rythm guitar.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Keyboardist at your service!

 

[Virtual Boy]

Who wants to sing? And can anybody write songs?

 

[Byardkuria]

Do you think if I could sing or write songs I'd be playing the bass?

 

[Apollo-Industria]

I'm pretty good at it but I'm no Elton John.

 

[Virtual Boy]

I guess we'll just have to wait for a singer.

 

[IndieGirl]

I can write lyrics and sing ooh-la-la type back ups.

 

[Puckton]

*suddenly sees glass shatter as she sings* NEXT!!

 

[Virtual Boy]

I can cough quite tunefully, we could be the world's first coughing band.

 

[IndieGirl]

Hey, it would be memorable.


Also, *IndieGirl kicks Pucky.

 

[Virtual Boy]

You ought to hit him with a hockey stick to be themely

 

[Puckton]

What can I say? I have it coming

 

[Virtual Boy]

Hey, you're the manager!

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Let's Rock this town!!!

 

[Fedele]

Any need for a voice that is like Jerry Lewis Lee only a little deeper?

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Any need for a voice like Sammy from Van Halen?

 

[Virtual Boy]

Both could work, so count yourselves in

 

[Thess]

I can probably play the piccolo, whatever that is.

*picks up instrument, blows into wrong end*

 

[Flemingovia]

THESS!!!!!!!! Hooray, you are here!!!

 

[IndieGirl]

*IndieGirl one-ups Thess by blowing into her drumstick...or at least, attempting to.

 

[Thess]

Thanks, Flem.

I never knew my piccolo playing would generate such fanfare.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

LET'S START OUR TOUR!!! WAHOO!!!

 

[Tresville]

Tresville requests for Flemingovia to be Banned!!!

Whoooops...wrong thread!!!

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Okay, let's start this thing in the biggest city ever! A small village in the Sahara Desert!!! WAHOO!