Blatant Lies About The Above Poster

[Virtual Boy]

There ain't no above poster! Go on lie about me :ninja:

 

[Nàstic?]

VB is neither Virtual not a boy but is in fact a 3 meter tall alien.

 

[Sajlamot]

Nastic is neither smart nor real. He is actually stupid and artificial.

 

[Virtual Boy]

Saj fears The Man and his political authority.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

^ really is as dumb as he looks.

 

[Byardkuria]

^ is, in fact, Ben Roethlisberger.

 

[Virtual Boy]

A tornado in human form, he arrived on Earth from the mystical realm of Sha-Ka-Ree.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Oh, that reminds me of the guy who got busted last year posing as Ben, trying to pick up women in bars. He scored twice before he got caught. The really funny part was that he looked NOTHING like Ben.

^^ has goofy looking kids.

^ types way slower than me.

Edit: Beaten to the punch by Ol' Quickdraw VB!

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Raids villages on the back of a pick-up truck with barbarian friends.

*holsters six-gun* That's why ahm runnin' fo depudee!

 

[Sajlamot]

^ is actually a dinosaur come ack to life and given smaller fingers for typing.

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Fights crime as Mr. Magnificent.

 

[Puckton]

^moonlights as a PI named Samantha Jenkins...I've seen it. High heels, flowing red dress, and that trench coat.....*shudders* Frightening sight indeed

 

[Sajlamot]

^ is a superhero named Puckman

 

[Byardkuria]

^ is entirely incapable of digesting tartar sauce.

 

[Tresville]

^Has Strawberry Shortcake sheets covering his bed.

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Killed Wayne Gretsky and stole his identity

 

[IndieGirl]

^ Nearly ate an entire shoeful of dishsoap, thinking it was an eclair.

 

[Puckton]

^stole the olympic torch and threw it on DD just to watch him burn

 

[IndieGirl]

^ wears a skimpy negligee to bed every night. His favorite one is the light blue one with the lace and the little rosebuds.

 

[Puckton]

^seen moonlighting as Paul Bunyan

 

[IndieGirl]

^ Occasionally indulges in iffy children's television.

 

[Puckton]

^In love with Tinky Winky

 

[IndieGirl]

^ likes his cupcakes with broccoli-flavored buttercream.

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Heckles personal shoppers

 

[IndieGirl]

^ has a collection of empty bean tins.

 

[Puckton]

^shoplifts pantyhose

 

[IndieGirl]

^'s room is decorated with Hello Kitty.

 

[Puckton]

^ drives a Pinto

 

[IndieGirl]

^ drives a team of oxen.

 

[Puckton]

^kidnapped an ox and sold it on ebay for $15,695.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ is the one who bought William Shatner's kidney stone for $25,000

 

[Puckton]

^is the one who made < buy the kidneystone

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Is Hannibal Lectern, the religious non-cannibal version of Hannibal Lecter

 

[IndieGirl]

^ is made of pea soup.

 

[Puckton]

^Is made of chicken broth and tomatoes

 

[IndieGirl]

^ is a big fan of Jimmy Neutron. He even has a plushie of him.

 

[Flemingovia]

^ is actually a closet Christian Scientist.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ is Camilla's step-cousin twice removed.

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Is a highly dangerous weather wizard

 

[IndieGirl]

^ is V.F.D. and knows the secret of Lemony Snicket.