Amanit turned the virge over in his hands a few times, ignoring the quickly-cooling chicken sitting on his plate. The cafeteria was bustling, but not full - the University of Misgomycis tried to stagger the research fellows and keep them from flooding the kitchen all at once.
Amanit's lunch break was only an hour, and he was quickly wasting most of it helping his colleague Glossim iron out some issues with his most prized possession.
Most wizards in the Mycorrhizal Union had a virge; it focused and strengthened magical incantations and made the work of being a research mage in one of the Union's institutions incredibly easier. In appearance, it looked like a scepter but at the top, instead of a globe or cross was a Platonic solid - a tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, or isocahedron.
Virgemakers universally had experience in one of the most revered aspects of Mycorrhizal magic - magigeometry. The shape, or focus, at the tip of a virge was heavily enchanted and it was said that inside the hollow shell of the solid was a four, five, or even six-dimensional shape from whence the power of the virge derived. Those wizards who broke into the shell to investigate those claims inevitably found the entire thing useless shortly after.
"Did you break into the focus?" asked Amanit.
"No," began Glossim. "I was attempting to alter the dimensional state of it."
Amanit nodded slowly, like one might nod for a suggestion of unimaginable idiocy. "I didn't know you had an interest in magigeometry."
"Well I didn't get a
degree in it," Glossim said. "But there's definitely room for improvement in this virge. If I could figure out a scheme for increasing the number of manifolds within the focus, I could create a tri-ply connected surface or maybe something even more complex."
Amanit raised his eyebrows. He handed the virge back to Glossim. "I'm just an ornithomagister. You'll have to ask an actual geometrist to help you with that. Go see Laboulben in the architecture department."
Glossim snatched the baton from Amanit's hands. "That's what I was afraid of. You know he'll scold me for messing with this."
"I don't know what to tell you," Amanit said with a smirk, grabbing his fork to continue eating.
Out of the corner of his eye he saw someone approaching their table. He turned - a man dressed not in the work robes of the University but in a polo and denim jeans. In his hand he held a letter, and dangling from his belt was what looked like a mass-produced device for moving quickly along ley lines. Someone who must do a lot of travel.
"Amanit set-Balazusia?" the man asked.
Amanit cleared his throat. "Yes, that's me."
"A letter for you." the man said, thrusting the paper into Amanit's hands. He walked away, unhooking the device from his belt and fiddling with it.
"Look at you," Glossim said. "Popular man."
Amanit opened the letter.
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PARLIAMENT OF ORCHIDS
SEGLIPTOSTROB
Dr. Amanit set-Balzusia, honorable Representative from Misgomycis,
I apologize for this intrusion on your hiatus from our halls, Representative set-Balzusia. I can assure you the matter I write about is due to an urgent need; namely that of the Union's need to appoint a representative of our government to a conference to be held at the Winter Court of the Sidhe. The purpose of the conference is to "foster mutual understanding [between the invited nations]" and to "discuss a binding code of conduct".
The Committee on Foreign Dealings first chose Marasmia sei-Setchellia, a Geometrical Architect representing the Second District of Phlebo to be the Mycorrhizal Union's representative to this conference, but she declined due to her work on several new mushroom towers in her district. The Committee then chose Catatram set-Agrogaster, a magicrystallographer also of Phlebo, but he declined due to continued research on crystal structures in Whitewater Cave.
The Committee then voted to ask you to accept this high honor. As one of the foremost linguistic ornithomagisters in your field, you are one of the few Mycorrhizans who has visited the Winter Court in the past, when you visited the nation to study the language of its wren population. I urge you to accept this nomination from the Committee, as it is a great honor to be asked to represent the Union in a foreign nation.
The Parliament of Orchids awaits your answer with bated breath.
In honesty,
Dr. Rhodoarren set-Galeropsis, MgD
Prime Minister of the Mycorrhizal Union
Archmagister of the Geometrical Architects' Guild
Amanit sighed.
"What is it?" Glossim asked.
"My vacation is over."