Omg hi!
Have you liked my recent profile picture or status update? It is really important that you like my facebook status, I am one of those people who facebook-cares about everything. Why the hell is George Obama invading Turkmenistan? I facebook-care, because I don't really care enough in real life to do anything about it. Please like my status so that we can spread the word about the hateful acts of George Obama and Tony Barnett!!
I went down the beach with all my friends today and I couldn't possibly go into the water without taking a selfie and uploading 25 pics to instagram with the hash-tags #summerfun #tan #nofilter.
Anyway, I am so pleased to receive this award as the most popular TNPer. I am definitely going to post a long status about it on my facebook page. You will like it won't you? Only last week, my friend r3naissanc3r got three hundred and fifty likes on her profile pic, but don't worry I received three hundred and fifty one so I am totally still way sexier than she is.
Do you guys use tumblr? I've never really been into it that much, but apparently it is like the hipster thing to use to exhange photos. What is wrong with INSTA? You know what I am saying.
My snapchat account (addie mcmisawesome, add me bitchez) has over 2 million points, and I cannot keep track of who my best friends are. Follow me if you want to keep up to date of my really important stories from throughout the day.
Sometimes I get drunk and accidentally upload videos of me on the toilet.
You know you love me.
Xoxo ttyl omg bye
- McMasterdonia
