A motion relating porridge

Flemingovia

TNPer
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Your honour, I would like to submit at this point to the Regional Assembly this bowl of porridge.

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The Speaker is clearly being obstructionist and interfering in the will of the RA. I hereby motion for an immediate vote on the aforementioned bowl of porridge!
 
Crushing Our Enemies:
SillyString:
The Speaker is clearly being obstructionist and interfering in the will of the RA. I hereby motion for an immediate vote on the aforementioned bowl of porridge!
Second
Third!

Edit: Though as an aside and my personal commentary I feel that Porridge should be the offical meal of the Regional Assembly.A SEPERATE MOTION should be made in support of that statement.
 
I hate porridge. This proposal on porridge clearly requires more debate. Have we considered all our options for official meal??
 
Crushing Our Enemies:
Who said anything about an official meal?
I did. But to clarify I feel that should be a seperate motion and was my own personal commentary. And should in no way be lumped in with third'ing the motion of porridge itself. Just to clarify.
 
Well in that case I oppose porridge as I dislike it! You weren't there man. You weren't there in 2012 when Blue Wolf II forced the region to eat only porridge for four months. You wouldn't understand man.
 
Well, this isn't about porridge in general. The proposal is that particular bowl of porridge. What did that bowl of porridge ever do to you?
 
...that bowl of porridge.

That bowl of porridge and I go a long way back. I knew it as a kid, when Olvern was still a dictatorship, before the bloody wars, before the flag of the Eagle flew, before the Meerkat had any recognition...

It sustained me through those horrible years. Without it, I would never have survived.

I have to support this motion. This bowl of porridge ;~;
 
Crushing Our Enemies:
Well, this isn't about porridge in general. The proposal is that particular bowl of porridge. What did that bowl of porridge ever do to you?
It did horrible things to me! There is no proof that it didn't!
 
Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
It it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!

On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)


Spike Milligan


I support porridge. It keeps me regular. And at my age that is nothing to be sneezed at.
 
Debate on the most serious matter of porridge has been split from the debate on preserving the numbering of certain clauses of the legal code and should therefore continue here rather than in that thread. A vote on the motion shall begin forthwith.
 
I am under doctor's orders not to eat that bowl of porridge, or any other bowl of porridge, hot or cold, old or new, sponsored or unsponsored, motioned or not.
 
Great Bights Mum:
I think that bowl of porridge is too cold.
I think the porridge is too hot!

Porridge too cold: Regulated Capitalism

Porridge too hot: Marxism/Leninism

Porridge just right: Free Market Laissez-faire Capitalism.

Goldie Lox: The marriage of the Aryan racial archetype "Goldie" with the Jewish Soul Food "Lox".

Porridge: Pablum of the Bourgeoisie pseudo-middle class.

Cheese: Fermented dairy comestible that bears no relation to porridge unless one is French.



Oh, I support this bill!
 
Romanoffia:
Great Bights Mum:
I think that bowl of porridge is too cold.
I think the porridge is too hot!

Porridge too cold: Regulated Capitalism

Porridge too hot: Marxism/Leninism

Porridge just right: Free Market Laissez-faire Capitalism.

Goldie Lox: The marriage of the Aryan racial archetype "Goldie" with the Jewish Soul Food "Lox".

Porridge: Pablum of the Bourgeoisie pseudo-middle class.

Cheese: Fermented dairy comestible that bears no relation to porridge unless one is French.
But who do the three bears represent?
 
Blue Wolf II:
Romanoffia:
Great Bights Mum:
I think that bowl of porridge is too cold.
I think the porridge is too hot!

Porridge too cold: Regulated Capitalism

Porridge too hot: Marxism/Leninism

Porridge just right: Free Market Laissez-faire Capitalism.

Goldie Lox: The marriage of the Aryan racial archetype "Goldie" with the Jewish Soul Food "Lox".

Porridge: Pablum of the Bourgeoisie pseudo-middle class.

Cheese: Fermented dairy comestible that bears no relation to porridge unless one is French.
But who do the three bears represent?
Socialism... no, communism! :blush:

I like this "bil", but apparently I'm not allowed to vote on it, because I wasn't an RA member on its proposal. Stupid rulez.
 
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