[14:12] <Jamie> Asta is absolute awesomeness. She wins every thread.
[14:12] <Jamie> Let's make Asta our permanent dictator.
[14:12] <Jamie>
[14:12] <Asta> xD
[14:12] <Asta> what would flemgod say about that!?
[14:12] <Jamie> He's not here :3
[14:12] <Asta> >_>
[14:12] <Asta> ok
[14:12] <Asta> get Elu on board and I'm in :3
[14:12] <Jamie> Eluvatar, any objections?
[14:14] <Bel> Hearing no objections
[14:14] <Jamie> Very Well.
[14:14] <Jamie> Motion Carried.
[14:15] <Jamie> Asta is now Empress of TNP
[14:15] <Asta> Excellent!
[14:15] <Asta> I'm glad Eluvatar went along with this plan.
[14:15] <Asta> It's really most wise
[14:15] <Bel> Well, we gave him plenty of time to object
[14:15] <Jamie> Do you have any royal appointments, your highness?
[14:17] <Asta> Hmmm
[14:17] <Asta> I appoint Durk to be Our royal fool.
[14:18] <Asta> And I appoint Bel to the High Court.
[14:18] <Jamie> and Elu?
[14:18] <Jamie> the dungeons!
[14:18] <Asta> No, not the dungeons for Elu
[14:18] <Bel> Nah, she'll take Elu as the royal concubine
[14:19] * Asta thinks
[14:19] <Asta> Elu is a difficult one.
[14:20] <Bel> Your Majesty. does my new office come with a hat?
[14:21] == Jamie changed the topic of #tnp to: Welcome to The North Pacific Chat | Do not advertise for your region here or from here | The official forum is
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http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/6946450/ | | Hail Empress Astarial!
[14:21] == Jamie changed the topic of #tnp to: Welcome to The North Pacific Chat | Do not advertise for your region here or from here | The official forum is
http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/ | Join us on Facebook at
http://on.fb.me/xMGxYi | Do not post logs of chat in the forum without the consent of ALL parties. | Constitutional Omnibus vote:
http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/6946450/ | Hail Empress Astarial!
[14:21] <Asta> Bel, would you like there to be a hat?
[14:21] <Asta> I am inclined to say yes.
[14:21] <Bel> Yes
[14:21] <Bel> Yes I would
[14:21] <Asta> Then there shall be a hat!
[14:22] <Asta> A very fancy hat.
[14:22] <Bel> Splendid!
[14:22] <Asta> Suitable for your advanced position.
[14:22] == Jamie changed the topic of #tnp to: Welcome to The North Pacific Monarchy IRC Chat | Do not advertise for your region here or from here | The official forum is
http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/ | Join us on Facebook at
http://on.fb.me/xMGxYi | Do not post logs of chat in the forum without the consent of ALL parties. | Constitutional Omnibus vote:
http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/6946450/ | Hail Empress Astarial!
[14:22] <Jamie> There, now it's fixed
[14:22] <Asta> I have decided. Elu shall be responsible for keeping the assorted peons in line.
[14:23] <Asta> Flemingovianism is officially instituted as the religion of my empire.
[14:24] <Bel>
http://www.feltmakers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/LM-Hat-2010-Master-Lord-M-2.jpg
[14:24] == Asta has changed nick to EmpressAstarial
[14:24] <Bel> Your majesty, does this hat meet your approval?
[14:24] <EmpressAstarial> That is a very fine hat!
[14:24] <EmpressAstarial> I think it is quite fitting.
[14:24] <Jamie> What should TNP's new military be?
[14:24] <Jamie> Should we expand our influence?
[14:24] <Jamie> or spread flemingovanism?
[14:25] <EmpressAstarial> Both.
[14:25] <EmpressAstarial> As we expand, so shall we spread the word of god. As we spread the word of god, our influence shall rise.
[14:25] <Bel> Your majesty, I find a most holy crusade to be most constitutional.
[14:25] <EmpressAstarial> Then a holy crusade it shall be!
[14:29] <Jamie> Hail the TNP monarchy!
[14:30] <Jamie> Hail Empresss Astarial!
[14:35] <mcmasterdonia> Hail the Empress!
[14:36] <mcmasterdonia> What shall my position we EmpressAstarial?
[14:36] <mcmasterdonia> *be
[14:38] <EmpressAstarial> Hm
[14:38] <EmpressAstarial> Mcmasterdonia, you shall take over the delegacy.
[14:39] <Kingborough> Lol
[14:39] <Kingborough> Many would love you just for that decree x_X
[14:39] <EmpressAstarial> I am a lovable and benevolent Empress.
[14:40] <Jamie> What's my job?
[14:41] <EmpressAstarial> Hm. An excellent question.
[14:41] <Bel> My Empress, I must inform you that you are bound by the regions recent decision regarding the delegates marriage.
[14:42] <Bel> For the good of the region, you must marry Blue Wolf, as well as every GCR delegate
[14:42] <EmpressAstarial> I am happy to abide by the region's decision.
[14:42] <EmpressAstarial> Mcmasterdonia, as delegate, shall take my place.
[14:43] <EmpressAstarial> Jamie, you shall be vice delegate.
[14:43] <Jamie> :O
[14:43] <Bel> My Empress, for the good of the region you must establish an heir designate.
[14:44] <EmpressAstarial> I designate Abbey.
[14:45] <Bel> Very good your grace. I am aware of no other pressing constitutional issues for your attention.
[14:46] <Bel> Now, if you could just sign this document, everything will be in order
[14:46] * Bel proffers large bundle of papers
[14:47] <EmpressAstarial> I hope I am not going to need to hire outside counsel to advise me on these documents.
[14:47] <Kingborough> You still surelly require such Your Imperial Majesty
[14:48] <Bel> No need, your grace
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[14:48] <Bel> They merely confirm certain edicts issues by your personage
[14:49] <Kingborough> Which for all you know might include giving Bel your entire wealth
[14:49] * EmpressAstarial quirks an eyebrow
[14:49] <EmpressAstarial> Are any of these edicts ones which I may have forgotten issuing?
[14:49] <Bel> Your majesty, if you can not trust an officer of the Court, whom can you trust?
[14:50] <Kingborough> My point exactly, trust is a terrible thing to have as a ruler
[14:50] <Bel> Surely you are not questioning my integrity and loyalty to your personage?
[14:50] <EmpressAstarial> Not at all, my good sir.
[14:50] <EmpressAstarial> No more than I question your integrity and loyalty to yourself.
[14:50] * EmpressAstarial puts on her reading glasses
[14:51] <Bel> Your majesty.... I must say I am offended that you feel this is necessary.
[14:51] * EmpressAstarial reads through the stack of papers carefully and signs all of the edicts declared above
[14:51] <EmpressAstarial> I'm sure you would agree, my lord, that it is better to be safe than sorry.
[14:52] <Bel> My,,, my Lord?
[14:52] <Bel> I am to be made a Peer?
[14:52] <Bel> Such an... unexpected honour.
[14:52] <Eluvatar> what.
[14:52] <Bel> Silence Nave!!
[14:52] <Bel> Bow in the presence of her grace!
[14:53] <Eluvatar> I think you meant knave.
[14:53] <EmpressAstarial> Ah, Eluvatar has joined us
[14:53] <EmpressAstarial> Welcome, sir.
[14:53] <EmpressAstarial> And yes, my Bel, of course. 'Twould not be fitting for a high justice to not have a land and a title!
[14:53] <EmpressAstarial> Unthinkable!
[14:54] * Bel doffs his most remarkable hat
[14:54] <Bel> I am honoured, your grace.
[14:55] <Kingborough> Might I have a peerage? Perhaps Basileaus Kingborough?
[14:55] <Kingborough> Basileus*
[14:56] <Eluvatar>
http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/the-6-craziest-things-people-have-said-about-pregn
[14:56] <Eluvatar> :/
[14:56] * Eluvatar resumes away
[14:56] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar again offers no objection!
[14:56] <Jamie> be back soon.
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[14:56] <EmpressAstarial> I am pleased and gratified that he supports my reign.
[14:56] <EmpressAstarial> Kingborough, you may indeed
[14:56] * Kingborough thinks Eluvatar is quite under impressed that his job has been taken
[14:58] <EmpressAstarial> I have given him a new job!
[14:58] <EmpressAstarial> He is peon-wrangler
[14:58] <EmpressAstarial> Though if he prefers Speaker of the Assembly, I'm willing to be flexible on the title.
[14:58] <Kingborough> a what wrangler?
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> A peon-wranger!
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> He is to wrangle my peons.
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> .g peon
[14:59] <FriarTuck> EmpressAstarial:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peon
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> .wik peon
[14:59] <FriarTuck> "The words peon ( /?pi??n/) and peonage are derived from the Spanish peón [pe?on]." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peon
[14:59] <Kingborough> ^ very helpful
[14:59] <EmpressAstarial> Thank you, FriarTuck! What a helpful link.
[14:59] * EmpressAstarial eyes FriarTuck for a moment
[14:59] <Kingborough> Ah, your slave wrangler
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[15:00] * Bel begins drafting an Imperial Proclamation declaring the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northen Pacific
[15:00] <Bel> Your grace, what shall be the name of your eternal dynasty?
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[15:00] <Kingborough> Now, as my first edict as Emperor of TNP, I does declare you all (except the Empress) as peons and you shall now work for the glory of the one true Flemingovian religion
[15:01] <Kingborough> .wik Basileus
[15:01] <FriarTuck> "Basileus (Greek: ???????? ( Byzantine and Modern Greek pronunciation (help·info)), plural ????????, basileis) is a Greek term and title that has signified various types of monarchs in history." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basileus
[15:01] <Bel> A revolt your Grace! Baron Kingborough seeks to usurp your throne!
[15:02] <EmpressAstarial> He does indeed.
[15:02] <Kingborough> She declared me emperor!
[15:02] <EmpressAstarial> Your title is hereby revoked.
[15:02] <Bel> General MCMasterdonia, to arms!
[15:02] <Kingborough> The Empress cannot revoke a title higher than her own
[15:02] <Bel> Protect your liege!
[15:02] <Kingborough> only grant it
[15:02] <EmpressAstarial> I declared you lord of Basileaus Kingborough, and not emperor of my realm.
[15:02] <EmpressAstarial> You are hereby stripped of your title.
[15:02] <Kingborough> Basileus is Emperor
[15:02] == mode/#tnp [+v Kingborough] by EmpressAstarial
[15:02] <Kingborough> .wik Basileus Emperor
[15:03] <FriarTuck> "Basileus (Greek: ???????? ( Byzantine and Modern Greek pronunciation (help·info)), plural ????????, basileis) is a Greek term and title that has signified various types of monarchs in history." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basileus
[15:03] == mode/#tnp [-v Kingborough] by EmpressAstarial
[15:03] <Kingborough> .wik Alternate names for Emperor
[15:03] <FriarTuck> "Emperor Taish? (????, Taish?-tenn?|?|, 31 August 1879 – 25 December 1926) was the 123rd emperor of Japan, according to the traditional order of succession, reigning from 30 July 1912, until his death in 1926." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Taishō
[15:03] <Kingborough> ? =/
[15:03] <EmpressAstarial> FriarTuck works for me.
[15:03] == mode/#tnp [+v GeneralMcMasterdonia] by EmpressAstarial
[15:03] <Kingborough> .g Basileus
[15:03] <FriarTuck> Kingborough:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basileus
[15:03] <Kingborough> .g EmpressAstarial
[15:04] <FriarTuck> Kingborough: No results found for 'EmpressAstarial'.
[15:04] <Kingborough> .wik Empress Astarial
[15:04] <FriarTuck> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Empress Astarial".
[15:04] <Kingborough> Aww
[15:04] <Kingborough> .wik Basileus Kingborough
[15:04] <FriarTuck> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Basileus Kingborough".
[15:04] <EmpressAstarial> Kingborough is hereby banished to the dungeons.
[15:05] <EmpressAstarial> I find him guilty of high treason
[15:05] <Kingborough> .wik High treason
[15:05] <FriarTuck> "High treason is criminal disloyalty to one's government." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_treason
[15:06] <Kingborough> .wik Not High Treason
[15:06] <FriarTuck> "In law, treason is the crime that covers some of the more extreme acts against one's sovereign or nation." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treason
[15:06] <EmpressAstarial> .wik petty treason
[15:06] <FriarTuck> "Petty treason or petit treason was an offence under the common law of England which involved the betrayal of a superior by a subordinate." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petty_treason
[15:07] <Kingborough>
[15:07] <Kingborough> But since I am head of gov by your own decree I can't commit treason
[15:08] <EmpressAstarial> I decreed you not emperor.
[15:08] <EmpressAstarial> I decreed you lord of Kingborough Basileus, a small region within my realm.
[15:08] <Kingborough> By that standard I could decree you not Empress
[15:08] <EmpressAstarial> Being never emperor, that is not within your power.
[15:09] <EmpressAstarial> I decreed you not, and not, I decreed you not-Emperor
[15:09] <EmpressAstarial> I decreed you lord, in a moment of magnanimous generosity, and you immediately attempted to overthrow my rule.
[15:09] * Kingborough lost
[15:10] <EmpressAstarial> [17:08] <@EmpressAstarial> I decreed you not emperor. <--- I did not decree you emperor
[15:10] <Kingborough> Yet you overthrew the Delegate Eluvatar
[15:10] <EmpressAstarial> Eluvatar did step aside.
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[15:10] <EmpressAstarial> He was granted ample time to object to my rule, but he chose to listen to the voices of my loyal and adoring subjects.
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[15:12] <Bel> The High Court rules in favour of her Grace the Empress Astarial.
[15:12] <EmpressAstarial> Kingborough is hereby sentenced to the dungeons
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[15:13] <EmpressAstarial> Welcome back, my jamie!
[15:13] <Jamie> (:
[15:14] <EmpressAstarial> You missed Kingborough's treason.
[15:15] <Jamie> wha?
[15:15] <EmpressAstarial> He attempted to overthrow my rule
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[15:16] <Jamie> SALVY
[15:16] <Jamie> and how so?
[15:16] == mode/#tnp [+v Salvarity] by Jamie
[15:16] <Salvarity> JAMIE!!!111!!
[15:17] <EmpressAstarial> Well, the usual way
[15:17] <EmpressAstarial> declared himself emperor, tried to usurp me.
[15:18] <EmpressAstarial> [17:00] <+Bel> Your grace, what shall be the name of your eternal dynasty? <--- Do you have any suggestions, my lord?
[15:18] <Bel> It is not my place, your grace.
[15:18] <Bel> I am a mere humble servant.
[15:18] <EmpressAstarial> Yet I respect your wisdom, good sir.
[15:20] <EmpressAstarial> Certainly the empire shall be the Most Holy Flemingovian Empire of the Northen Pacific. A good title, and god-fearing.
[15:20] <Bel> Habsburg always seemed to go down well
[15:23] <EmpressAstarial> Hmmm
[15:23] <EmpressAstarial> I don't know
[15:23] <EmpressAstarial> Their rule lacked... permanence.
[15:26] <Bel> Jagiellon?
[15:28] <EmpressAstarial> Would it not be simpler to merely name it after myself?
[15:29] <Bel> House Astarial.... a fitting ring to it, your grace!
[15:29] <EmpressAstarial> excellent
[15:31] <Bel> Splendid your grace. I will return to the drafting of your proclamation
[15:31] <EmpressAstarial> Wonderful!
[15:31] <EmpressAstarial> Make sure to copiously praise flemingovia
[15:35] <Bel> Indeed so, your grace
[15:35] <Bel> Pray remind me, what year of our lord is it?
[15:39] <EmpressAstarial> It is year 1
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[15:55] <Bel> Do you have an imperial seal?
[15:57] <Bel> Wait, I got you one
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[15:59] <St_Oz> HAI
[15:59] <Kingborough> Hello
[15:59] <Kingborough> Still using caps?
[16:00] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> what
[16:00] <St_Oz> No I just say hello with a bright face ;_;
[16:01] <Kingborough> Ah'
[16:01] <Kingborough>
[16:01] <Kingborough> How you been?
[16:01] <St_Oz> :C
[16:01] <St_Oz> I am sad
[16:01] <St_Oz> taijitu's forum is still down
[16:02] <St_Oz> why doesn't eluvatar work his russian hacker skills
[16:02] <Kingborough> lol
[16:02] <GeneralMcMasterdonia> Your grace EmpressAstarial, I whole heartedly accept and will serve as your Delegate. I will crush any and all usurpers that try to harm you or your empire!