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  1. Upper Kirby

    See Kirby Dead! Live on Stage

    ONCE UPON A TIME there was a visitor named Kirby. TWICE UPON A TIME he visited. Kirby's time is up. He wishes you all well. Where's Kirby going? Forever. Possibly. Time to take my place in the wall. Here's another clue for you all: I buried Yellowbeard. There was so much to grok, so little to...
  2. Upper Kirby

    General Commentary

    Learning is Good
  3. Upper Kirby

    Fireside chat with Kirby

    This was originally said in a Regional Assembly straw poll but Preliminary Discussions is boring so since Kirby is a vain and fragile creature he decided to publish it as an Open Letter to TNP. Kirby assumes it's OK for him to do this. What follows is a response to a so-far not-yet-fully-formed...
  4. Upper Kirby

    Prime Minister's Question

    Well folks, how was he?
  5. Upper Kirby

    Prosperity and Reform Act of 2007

    Before we reach the end of our legislative cycle the party of the Prime Minister has initiated a campaign of reform in our fair Assembly. We, the DMSP, feel our demands are quite reasonable and urge the Regional Assembly to pass the following legislation quickly. Herein below and forthwith is...
  6. Upper Kirby

    Say Something Nice About the Above Poster

    Rules are simple enough. Something nice, complimentary, something you like about the last person before you. Will it have the sort of success that the violent threads had? Dunnae kno. As this is the OP I'll start things off... Kirby: You are the handomest devil to ever grace this side of...
  7. Upper Kirby

    Hey Everybody! Naked Dance Time!

    "We're all gonna get laid!" :dance: :tb4: :dance: :drink: :rudolph: :hug:
  8. Upper Kirby

    This is an Announcement

    Kirby is not in love.
  9. Upper Kirby

    TNPers on AIM right this moment

    Everyone who is around now or within a reasonable time frame, please log on to AIM and let's have us a powwow. As always, my nick is in profile.
  10. Upper Kirby

    Minister Arts & Entertainment

    Right. It's been quite a while now, certainly the limit has passed, since we've last seen our dear mate. When last we inquired of his whereabouts he did seem to pop in again for a bit, but as retrospect has panned out it was only an illusion of still being around. No posts, no "hi I'm alright"...
  11. Upper Kirby

    FALCONBIRTHDAY

    What kind of day is it? Is it a normal day? No, it's not a normal day, for it is FALCONCAT's birthday! Hooray hooray hooray! Today someone has a birthday, hooray! hooray! It's easy to see that it's him *points at FALCONCATS* All of us think it's really nice, And that's why we happily sing: Long...
  12. Upper Kirby

    Argentina vows Falklands return!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6755039.stm
  13. Upper Kirby

    The West Pacific

    For those not paying attention The West Pacific recently had a change of delegate -no, different from and after TAO won elections. Out of seemingly nowhere, Cave Canem found himself king of the hill yesterday afternoon (morning?). Noticeably supported by a small amount of foreign agents. You'd...
  14. Upper Kirby

    Prime Minister's Question Time

    In the UK and other Commonwealth nations there is a tradition where once a week or so (daily in Canada) when Parliament is in session the Prime Minister (First Minister in Scotland) and various ministers of his government stand before the House of Common and take questions from MPs on various...
  15. Upper Kirby

    Issue

    <soapbox>Could we pretend, if only for a moment, that we have a sense of discipline? Notice I am speaking here, in private, and not rebuking anyone in public as maybe I ought to but I very well shouldn't as it does no teaching at all to humiliate a junior officer in front of a group. Disagree...
  16. Upper Kirby

    Oak Apple Day

    347 years ago today (well, yesterday mostly) Charles II returned to London and ended Commonwealth rule, restoring the monarchy and exiling tyranny forever, more or less. So, since the Euro Unionist Turkey thread has been going so well, and on this anniversary of anniversaries, it seemed...
  17. Upper Kirby

    The State

    Back when MTV was not only still cool but also relevant to the current generation, there was a troupe of go-getters called The State who put on a sketch comedy show called The State. The execution wasn't always very great, but the ideas were genius. Not if you were into HAHA I'M LAUGHING JUST...
  18. Upper Kirby

    Backward and downward

    As exciting as the current fiasco is, we also have more important business to get to and many other exciting fiascos to create as well. Emperor Matthias, you seem back so welcome back. Your deputy hopped the train, I'm afraid. Blue Wolf, Joshua skipped town as well. Monumental... you're...
  19. Upper Kirby

    NPIA Investigation

    Pursuant to Government Regulation of the NPIA as written in the Regional Assembly, and with respect to Article III, Section 2., Item 2, Paragraph C of the North Pacific Constitution, I make formal and public this request to the new Director an investigation into the actions of the North Pacific...
  20. Upper Kirby

    TNPers on AIM right this moment

    Everyone who is around now or within a reasonable time frame, please log on to AIM and let's have us a powwow. My nick is in profile.
  21. Upper Kirby

    Barbecue

    Let's have a barbecue. How's that sound everyone? It's Victoria Day weekend.... really whatever date it is I've heard worse excuses. So MoA&E and MoC&E, you guys get on that. Everyone else, let's all work together on that too. MoEA, you need to convince the NPO guys to come over here and try the...
  22. Upper Kirby

    EVERYBODY STOP EVERYTHING

    Kirby's in loooooove!!!!! :tb2:
  23. Upper Kirby

    Decorum

    This isn't aimed at anyone in particular. *Upper Kirby *looks up at the ceiling so as to not unconsciously stare into anyone's eyes thus unintentionally seeming to point fingers at them* It's been unstated until now, kind of an assumed thing, that what goes on in the Private Cabinet Meeting...
  24. Upper Kirby

    Hullo cobblers

    Yes yes start of a new term, new times, new things to discuss. How is everyone? Qualified, yes, I'm sure, yes? Bright-eyed and eager for some omnipartisan cooperative public- welfare- promotioning? Emperor Matthuis --you were Haor Chall's deputy. But first, specifically, you were in the...
  25. Upper Kirby

    Scottish Nationalists win elections

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/scotland/default.stm SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT RESULTS Party Const Regn +/- Tot SNP 21 26 +20 47 LAB 37 9 -4 46 CON 4 13 -1 17 LD 11 5 -1 16 Others 0 3 -14 3 If the table does not make sense, it is also posted on that link along with sense-making-of literature...
  26. Upper Kirby

    Problem

    Blue Wolf cut through the initial fluff with a steak knife. But while that was regrettable, some sort of answer had to be given, at least until a satisfactory one later. Link. My objection is to later posts, particularly one in particular. This particular post. You are the foreign minister...
  27. Upper Kirby

    Problem

    I am a little dolly YES IT'S TRUE sometimes I am happy SOMETIMES I AM BLUE and when I go to Dover I WEAR NICE SHOES for that is my story THROUGH AND THROUGH Nothing to see here. Move along.
  28. Upper Kirby

    Love

  29. Upper Kirby

    Dylan Hears a Who!

    "Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!"
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