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Bartender, I’d like the key to my safety deposit box in the central bank, some cherry vodka with lemon and whatever sunflower seeds you can find

It has been quite a while since I have set foot here. And since there’s no longer an IP ban on my account I’d like to see whether it was left out by mistake or purely intentional. So in case it was a mistake and I get blacklisted again, what I’ve done since last is a mixture of craziness and...

I do not need much of an introduction as most people who governed the game around 2016 should know what I have done. I have served my time and I would like to start anew. Starting with the request to change my username to : Kekistan. I would also point out that I would refrain from expressing...

When you use Prego tomato pasta sauce, add Diced tomatoes, onions to kick it up a notch. Add minced meat if you wish, then add the other ingredients you want already boiled. Then boil your pasta. When your toppings are done, lace in tomato sauce and let it smmer at lowest heat. Drain water to...

Thanks. I can cook that shit on a sunny afternoon. Who says me can't cook. I can and it is how I secured my crush to be my first girlfriend, picture this, Home economics lesson, we can cook anything we want, she cooked me traditional malaysian cookies which were pretty tasty. Then I cooked her a...

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"I am not going to destroy anybody but the lightning party. I am not in favour of manifesting destiny, as ancestors did so and settled with what large lands we have today. I am going to make this clear, I am not asking necerierra to let me in and destroy it. I want to avoid one of the...

"No no nko. I am not threatening necerierra with nukes. I said my nukes are missing and the ousted lightning party leader claims to have hidden it in necerierra. I am not trying to destroy anybody's sovereignty, I am trying to avoid nuclear blackmail

"I do not have time. Point is some egomaniac can blow up your nation in one push" said president Justin

Here Moristia, have some... I cooked this as I had a craving for something uniquely Aussie as a snack. Enjoy your ONLY free meal for the month

"Plus Mr Sharpe you simply do not understand the weight of this internal conflict. My nation is self-sufficient enough for it to no longer depend on foreign exports for anything. This means that the person who rules this nation immedately gets the power of a nation just a few inches of being a...

"That is fine, but I might suggest for the goodwill of my people and yours that you at least try to find the nuclear bomb and kill the people owning it if necessary. My entire arsenal is more than enough for McMasterdonia to be entirely blown up and being turned intonothing short of a nuclear...

"Okay, then you are my ally. Let me explain everything from the very beginning to make you decide. Ever since the end of the fascist Uprising, the Lightning Party was the first political party that ever governed Malayan Singapura. Through the Gigantic size of the government, economic...

Welcome back to Singapuran report pewpew pewpewpew What is government ? Cremeden offered to help me resolve this stupid rebellion. Meanwhile Prydania's intentions are unknown and Ninhunland is kinda acting like a fag. Well I am pretty sure that no rebellion can survive the might of two...

Yes ? You have reached President Justin. So what do you want Mr Colonel Sharpe. And more importantly, who's side are you on ?