St George is running for Justice...

St George

Justice
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Pronouns
He/Him, They/Them
... because why not, at this point?

I know the laws. I've (allegedly) broken some of them. I've experienced the court system. I am known to have opinions.

Vote for me. Or don't.
 
Do you feel that our Justice elections have turned into a popularity contest that's become so openly worthless that most candidates don't even bother posting an actual platform?
 
Do you feel that our Justice elections have turned into a popularity contest that's become so openly worthless that most candidates don't even bother posting an actual platform?
No, I feel like the position of justice is one that doesn't lend itself to platforms. A justice platform has traditionally been one of two things - very rarely, it will be discussion of how the justice intends to justice and largely devolves into a surface level understanding of jurisprudence. More commonly, the prospective justice promises a bunch of golden toilet bullshit that they know, deep down, they have no hope of delivering - everything from mock trials and reviews of old cases to a fully fledged court staff to help people learn the law. None of its needed. But we do need justices, and absent a body independent of the delegate to appoint them, elections are the most appropriate way to do it.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? If yes, I’ll vote for you.
Yes.
Have you ever considered applying for the SAS?
No, but I did consider applying for Royal Marine Commandos, because their training camp is literally a 15 minute drive away.
Hey- I thought you really took a retirement from elections?
Just like pro wrestling, you're never actually retired until you're dead.
 
No, I feel like the position of justice is one that doesn't lend itself to platforms. A justice platform has traditionally been one of two things - very rarely, it will be discussion of how the justice intends to justice and largely devolves into a surface level understanding of jurisprudence. More commonly, the prospective justice promises a bunch of golden toilet bullshit that they know, deep down, they have no hope of delivering - everything from mock trials and reviews of old cases to a fully fledged court staff to help people learn the law. None of its needed. But we do need justices, and absent a body independent of the delegate to appoint them, elections are the most appropriate way to do it.

Have you ever been caught drink-driving in England (sort of more Southeast, not your part of the world) over the Christmas holidays? I really like to sentence drunk drivers to 12 months imprisonment even if it is later deemed excessive.


I actually recall vaguely being the THO that convicted you because you pled guilty anyway.
 
Have you ever been caught drink-driving in England (sort of more Southeast, not your part of the world) over the Christmas holidays? I really like to sentence drunk drivers to 12 months imprisonment even if it is later deemed excessive.
I have never been caught drink-driving.
 
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