Building an IKEA table the game

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In this game you tell steps to build an IKEA Table. it can be something useful like:

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Step 1: Grab Piece 5

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or something like

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Step 1: Put 6 Hammers in a box

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The steps is on you

 

Fish

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• Jan 26, 2026

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Step 1: become a fish

 

Arty

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Art Landia

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Step 2: Get a painting of yourself

 

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Step 3: Throw a fake iMac at @Zemis

 

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Frismana

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Step 4: Mine one block off a Swedish Tree

 

Zemis

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Frismana:

Step 4: Mine one block off a Swedish Tree

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In Minecraft.

 

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Step 5: do Step 4 13,825 more times

 

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Art Landia

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Step 6: Take a hammer and throw it at the blocks for it breaks

 

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step 7: log into NationStates & call @Aerilia a nerd

 

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Step 8: summon @Ayuzh and @Cloud

 

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Step 9: Call upon @Tozé

 

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Tozé

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Greater Portugaliza

• Jan 26, 2026

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Step 10: Play some nice music

 

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Step 11: put on some German music

 

Meteturan

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Trebizondia

• Jan 27, 2026

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Step 12: Turn off the music

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

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Step 13: Work in @Aerilian farms

 

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• Jan 27, 2026

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Step 14: make @Meteturan go to Norway for turning off the misic

 

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honeymoon_avenue

• Jan 27, 2026

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step 15: hydrate

 

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Step 16:

 

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Art Landia

• Jan 27, 2026

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Step 17: Have Cloudfare crash NationStates

 

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The Great States of Mexico

• Jan 27, 2026

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Step 18: Wait for “5 days” (Barry 4).

 

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• Jan 28, 2026

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Step 19: blame Russian hackers (NSGP knows this)

 

Frismana

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Frismana

• Jan 28, 2026

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Step 20: Shut Down Nationstates by hitting the server with the Table

 

Server the Penguin

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Penguins_States_Of_Antartica

• Jan 28, 2026

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Step 21: Become the table

 

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• Jan 28, 2026

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Step 22: use TNP froums or/and discord to talk

 

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• Jan 29, 2026

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Step 23: Search for the hardware your cat batted through a portal into another dimension.

 

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ForFishing

• Jan 29, 2026

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Step 24: wait for 4 dayd

 

Meteturan

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Trebizondia

• Jan 30, 2026

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Step 25: Think while you wait.

 

Ayuzh

Always an eye over here

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Feb 5, 2026

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Step 26: Ping @Fish

 

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Step 27: ask @Tozé for money

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Feb 5, 2026

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Step 28: Don't ask anyone.

 

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honeymoon_avenue

• Feb 5, 2026

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step 29: purchase a nintendo 3ds

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Feb 5, 2026

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Step 30: Gift it to @Ayuzh

 

Tozé

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Greater Portugaliza

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Step 31: Set it on fire

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Feb 5, 2026

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Step 32: Repair it

 

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Step 33: don’t follow step 32 if you on step 28

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Feb 9, 2026

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Step 34: Eat @Fish

 

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Penguins_States_Of_Antartica

• Mar 10, 2026

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Step 35: Remember to marinate it!

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Mar 10, 2026

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Step 36: Eat @Fish again

 

Server the Penguin

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Penguins_States_Of_Antartica

• Mar 11, 2026

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Step 37: Reread the instructions until Step 38

 

Ayuzh

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Ayuzhhhhh

• Mar 11, 2026

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Step 38: Continue eating @Fish