NPCI magicality city

welcome to north pacific correctional institute, magicality city, a maximum-security prison.

please have a seat. the warden is "extreme measures" @Laforeia.
Me? Haha, surely this must be a mistake... right?
I've been living a lawful, peaceful life, free of crime for a long while now; you must've got the wrong person!
 
Very good to finally see the criminal underworld behind bars. As a law-abiding cat, there are some real problems here.

I would like to press charges against all dogs. I'd also be happy to add a bill or two ...
 
Oh wait, does it? Did I heavily misinterpret it?

I don't know, I can't read, I don't remember applying for the job anyways! :(
 
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Wait why Laf?

She'll put me in jail for the amount of times I have pinged her :o
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