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Wave 50

  • Greetings, my friend. You have traveled very far and overcome many obstacles.
  • Along the way you have encountered many of my diverse, far-flung siblings; precious few of them will make it this far.
  • Your heroic efforts have proven your deserving, worthy of advancement to the next level of your existence.
  • The universe you inhabit is but one of the many countless worlds, unseen but yet connected.
  • Your creative efforts have not gone unnoticed, indeed they have spilled into these other, unseen worlds.
  • Just as your world has been enriched by them.
  • It is now time for you to join us. JOIN US! [Evil laughter]
  • No, just kidding. It's not scary. Indeed. The times ahead, they are good. Really, really good.
  • Some of you may ask, who is this mysterious voice who knows so much and possesses such great powers?
  • I'm glad you asked.
 
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