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hokkadio · Nov 9, 2020

you don't ruin the wish at all (I wish the usa And China are Not the bff) if you want to ruin it then the usa and china are bff

you get Louisiana but she Alredy has montena as a boyfriend

I wish for Idaho

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 9, 2020

Granted, But it will be a pile of potatoes

I wish for a coffin

animuplace · Nov 9, 2020

you get a ticket to hell instead

i wish for dumb people to not exist

The Cordian Isles · Nov 9, 2020

animuplace:
you get a ticket to hell instead

i wish for dumb people to not exist

You believe your wish is granted, but this is because you are the only remaining dumb person.

I wish R/D had vehicles.

Democratu/Regunalia · Nov 9, 2020

I wish R/D had vehicles.
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Granted, R/D now has a wonderful slew of vehicles, but you are banned from using them

I wish for friends so I am no longer lonely

animuplace · Nov 9, 2020

all your new friends are rude people who have a toxic relationship with you

i wish to get a A in school

OuterGalacticBankingClan · Nov 9, 2020

u get -a's instead of a's

i wish for love

animuplace · Nov 9, 2020

you marry a calculator who loves you back

i wish to know everything about everything

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 20, 2020

Granted, but your head is so large it implodes

I wish for a different, better Governor

Alsatian Island · Nov 21, 2020

Granted, but it's the wrong state

I wish for a giraffe.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 22, 2020

Granted but it's a dog with a long neck

I wish for the wrong state to gain a better Governor

Alsatian Island · Nov 22, 2020

Granted but it's a shaved bear

I wish for a thirteenth month to be created, as why not

Antonius Kaizuniviel · Nov 22, 2020

Your wish is granted, but the common year is longer now, and everything as we know it is turned upside down.

I wish I could swim.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Nov 23, 2020

Granted, You don't know how to swim

I wish for Emperor Cuomo to be removed in 2022

Jan Mackistan · Dec 2, 2020

Granted, but you've been tarred and feathered for your harsh criticism by almost everyone you know.

I wish that everyone had some common sense.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Dec 3, 2020

Granted but you will be thrown in prison because you don't have common sense

I wish for a potato salad

Jan Mackistan · Dec 3, 2020

Granted, but it's just salad.

I wish that I had friends.

Anna Axolotl · Dec 3, 2020

Granted, but your friends betray you after 3 days.

I wish I had a Clevesian Empire

planes · Dec 7, 2020

Granted, but the empire overthrows and exiles you

I wish there would be more AN-225s

Jan Mackistan · Dec 22, 2020

Granted, but they all crash in front of you.

I wish for a banana.

Cascadian Bioregion · Dec 22, 2020

Granted, but the banana is the mushiest one in the world

I wish for a nicer cat.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 12, 2021

Granted, gave you a tiger

I wish to become the chief justice of the NY Supreme Court

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 12, 2021

Granted, but you automatically die after become chief justice.
I wish for an MS-DOS computer.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 12, 2021

Granted, but that will imediately explode after you plug it in

I wish for salmon

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 13, 2021

Granted, but it's expired

I wish for immortality.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 14, 2021

Granted, Wish not clear you die immediately

I wish for a Panzerkampwagen

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 14, 2021

Granted, but it requires significant repairs and is awfully discolored.

I wish for year round snow.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 14, 2021

Granted, you'll be buried with snow 366 days a year

I wish for a red wave in 2022

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 15, 2021

Granted, the red wave only lasts that year.

I wish to burn all churches.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 15, 2021

Granted, But the churches don't turn into ash

I wish for a more competent government

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 15, 2021

Granted, the government unfortunately decided communism is the way to go.

I wish for China being a republic.

Guilleana · Jan 16, 2021

Granted, but the whole world enters a very deep economic crisis (like 1929) due to China producing less

I wish all nations were fully democratic

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 16, 2021

Granted, but all will Elect a leader that will make the country either a dictatorship or an one party Democracy

I wish for a shrink ray

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 16, 2021

Granted, but the shrink ray can only stay at once place at a time and only works half of the time.

I wish for Victoria III

Guilleana · Jan 18, 2021

Granted, but she must change her name to Victoria IV

I wish for a heart attack burger

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 18, 2021

Granted, but you automatically get a heart attack after one bite and you die on the spot.

I wish for Crimea to not be a disputed territory.

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 19, 2021

Granted, but it will sink into the black Sea

I wish for my state to have 43 Representatives

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 19, 2021

Granted, but Wyoming, the least populated state now gets 40 representatives

I wish for Kashmir to not be a disputed territory

Kaiser William Fulbright · Jan 20, 2021

Granted, but it's uninhabitable

I wish for our state Governor to leave

Cascadian Bioregion · Jan 20, 2021

Granted, but he becomes president.

I wish for Spratley to not be disputed.

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