BooBot the Oracle

[MacSalterson]

So a bunch of people were playing around on the Discord server (it's totally awesome and you should join the stupidity, if you haven't already) with the resident Bot (BooBot's) 8ball feature, which acts, as you would expect, like one of those predictive eight-ball things.

FrozenTopHat asks: "does Boobot want citizenship?"
BooBot: Most likely ( ?° ?? ?°)

Sasten asks: Does Bootsie secretly want to give BooBot citizenship?
BooBot: Don't count on it (????c)

Yeraennus asks: Is Scarlet (Demescia) actually a spider?
BooBot: Yes, definitely!

Yeraennus asks: Is Lord Ravenclaw plotting to turn everyone into mutant birds?
BooBot: Without a doubt (^?^)

Yeraennus asks: Does Yeraennus ever have a chance at delegate?
BooBot: Doubtful...
Yeraennus asks: Are you sure about that?
BooBot: ? Maybe...
Yeraennus: *Expletives directed at BooBot*
FrozenTopHat asks: Will I take a minister position next term?
BooBot: Most likely
Yeraennus asks: Will FrozenTopHat be fed his own colon in the near future?
BooBot: Yes, definitely! (?????)

If you have any more, feel free to submit them. Please be sure they're only coming from BooBot, our sacred and one true oracle.

Praise BooBot.