10000 Islands Emissary Update
Date: November 2019
Population: 1143
Delegate Endorsements: 303
Forum:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/
Discord:
https://discord.gg/mw27pug
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/the10000islands
TITO Command
Has your region been invaded, or do you want to get in touch with TITO? If so, contact one of the following nations:
~Chief Executive: Markanite.
~Field Commander: Kanta Hame.
~Tactical Officers: Shy Guyia, Smugglers and Mercs (EF), Mingulay Isle, THX1138.
~Executive Officers: Aschente, Hakketomat.
-Twobagger has stepped down as Tactical Officer. TITO thanks him for his service! THX1138 has stepped up as our new TO.
Government
As of this report’s publication, the Government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~WA Delegate: Kuriko
~Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): HumanSanity
~Senator for Lyonnesse East (Houses): United Royal Islands
~Senator for New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): Aschente
~Senator for Himes West (RP): Marxist Germany
~Minister of Labor: Paffnia
~Minister of Immigration: Sargon Reman
~Minister of Education: The Tasmanian Islands
In November, 10000 Islands held elections for its Himes West and Lyonnesse East Senate seats. United Royal Islands of The Circle Party was unopposed and secured re-election as Lyonnesse East Senator. Marxist Germany running as an Independent defeated Haivon of the Mayor Shelter Political Party to be elected Himes West Senator.
This election season saw the piloting of the new duties for the New Republica South Senator as Aschente hosted a formal debate for the Himes West candidates. You can see the debate here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38015/himes-west-election-debate
Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/post/1716383/thread
Additionally, 10000 Islands is proud to announce the signing of the
Southern Islander Accords with our allies in The South Pacific. More information can be found here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38064/southern-islander-accords
WA Affairs
This is the first full month since the creation of the World Assembly Secretary position here in 10000 Islands. In celebration, I wanted to give a few special shout outs to 10000 Islanders who authored resolutions passed in the last month.
Congratulations to 10000 Islands Minister of Immigration Sargon Reman on the passage of his resolution SC#288 Commend Grays Harbor:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=WA_past_resolution/id=288/council=2
Congratulations to 10000 Islands Himes West Senator Marxist Germany on the passage of his resolution GA#477 Convention on Animal Testing:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=WA_past_resolution/id=477/council=1
Congratulations to 10000 Islands WA Delegate Kuriko on the passage of her resolution SC#290 Liberate "Aurelia":
https://www.nationstates.net/page=WA_past_resolutions/council=2?start=289
Now, the full report:
Nov 3, 2019 GA
Protecting Borrower Rights: A comprehensive resolution outlining mandatory protections to the indebted, and preventing nations from criminalizing debt or incarcerating debtors.
Author: Imperium Anglorum
10000 Islands discussion on this resolution:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37973/ga-resolution-protecting-borrower-rights
Regional vote:
For 5 |
Against 2 |
Delegate’s Prerogative 1 |
Abstain 1
Delegate vote:
For (weight 298)
Final WA vote:
For 11637 (79%) |
Against 3020 (21%)
Result:
Passed Nov 7, becoming GAR#476
Nov 4, 2019 SC
Commend Grays Harbor: Seeking to commend the target nation for outstanding work in the areas of diplomacy, security, authorship, and artistry.
Author: Sargon Reman (10000 Islands)
10000 Islands discussion on this resolution:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37975/sc-resolution-commend-grays-harbor
Regional vote:
For 12 |
Against 0
Delegate vote:
For (weight 294)
Final WA vote:
For 11013 (82%) |
Against 2464 (18%)
Result:
Passed Nov 8, becoming SC#288
Nov 7, 2019 GA
Repeal: "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc": Claiming, of the recently passed target resolution, a misleading title, a lack of clarity around the composition of the medical review board, and potential delays in emergency medical procedures.
Author: Arkhamanishka
Note: A
Legality Challenge was issued against this repeal, citing a rule violation. The GA Secretariat voted to support that challenge, deeming the resolution illegal.
Result:
Resolution withdrawn
Nov 11, 2019 GA
The Amelioration of Maritime Conditions: A brief and imprecise attempt to regulate water pollution in nations, with mandates to track pollution levels, and reduce pollutants if above an international average.
Author: Radical Republic
10000 Islands discussion on this resolution:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38007/ga-resolution-amelioration-maritime-conditions
Regional vote:
For 1|
Against 10
Delegate vote:
Against (weight 300)
Final WA vote:
For 3187 (21%) |
Against 11757 (79%)
Result:
Failed to pass.
Nov 15, 2019 SC
Condemn Atlantic: A mainly retroactive condemnation of a once peaceable region that embarked on a ruthless, expansionist campaign, raiding numerous regions, and mistreating or ejecting native populations.
Author: Bormiar
10000 Islands discussion on this resolution:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38021/sc-resolution-condemn-atlantic
Regional vote:
For 2 |
Against 4 |
Delegate’s Prerogative 3
Delegate vote:
Against (weight 305)
Final WA vote:
For 10050 (76%) |
Against 3223 (24%)
Result:.
Passed Nov 18, becoming SC#289
Nov 15, 2019 GA
Convention on Animal Testing: Seeking to ban animal testing for nefarious purposes, and presenting a framework for ethical testing of animals, with guidance for humane release, reintegration, or rehabilitation, afterwards.
Author: Marxist Germany (10000 Islands)
10000 Islands discussion on this resolution:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38023/ga-resolution-convention-animal-testing
Regional vote:
For 7|
Against 2 |
Abstain 1
Delegate vote:
For (weight 306)
Final WA vote:
For 7621 (51%) |
Against 7310 (49%)
Result:
Passed Nov 19, becoming GAR#477
Nov 20, 2019 SC
Liberate Aurelia: Designed to empower the Security Council to remove a password from the target region, in order to oust occupying forces.
Author: Kuriko (10000 Islands)
10000 Islands discussion on this resolution:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38039/sc-resolution-liberate-aurelia
Regional vote:
For 13 |
Against 1
Delegate vote:
For (weight 312)
Final WA vote:
For 12414 (85%) |
Against 2236 (15%)
Result:
Passed Nov 23, becoming SC#290
Nov 29, 2019 GA
Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties"[/u][/i]: This repeal attempt expresses concerns over the unnecessary bureaucracy created by the target resolution, and argues that it stands as barrier of clandestine but peaceable alliances. It also cites some confusing language with the text of the target.
Author: Refuge Isle
Note: A
Legality Challenge was issued against this repeal, citing a rule violation. The GA Secretariat voted to support that challenge, deeming the resolution illegal.
Result:
Resolution withdrawn
Around the Islands
-Minister of Immigration Sargon Reman is hosting a recruiting competition for the month of Novmeber. See here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37928/november-recruitment-competition
-Senior Senator HumanSanity with the help of Poet Laureate Aersoldorf hosted celebrations for two 10000 Islands holidays.
We celebrated Wootsockens Day on November 4th, which commemorates the anniversary of Woonsocket and Wordy's wedding:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37977/happy-wootsockens-day
We also celebrated Ananke II Day on November 5th, which commemorates the service of longtime 10000 Islands Delegate, TITO Knight, and former TITO Tactical Officer Ananke:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37981/happy-ananke-ii-day
In honor of Ananke Day, HS also restarted her old "Book Talk" thread:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37980/book-talk-2
-Deputy Cartographer-General Free Earthian Yap and Cartographer-General Paffnia released new versions of the 10000 Islands map for use in Role Playing including a physical geography map and a map with capitol cities. See here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37982/xki-map-versions
They have also introduced the concept of Trade Pacts to the regional map. See here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37984/introducing-trade-routes-pacts
Jumping off of that, Paffnia and HumanSanity established the Liberal Understanding and Agreement on Commerce (LUAC) Trade Pact. They were shortly joined by United Royal Islands. See more here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38044/liberal-understanding-agreement-commerce-luac
In other bright news for 10000 Islands Role Playing, Delegate Kuriko is starting conversations around world building for the 10000 Islands community! More here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37990/ooc-kuri-wants-create-world
-Lyonnesse East Senator United Royal Islands has wrapped up the House Cup, Shield, and Scepter competition from October. The House Cup is awarded to the Great House which sends the most recruiting telegrams in the month. The House Shield is awarded to the Great House which sends the most recruiting telegrams per WA member in the month. The House Scepter is awarded to the Great House which has the member with the most efficient recruiting telegram in the month. Great Houses are based on the lineage of who recruited members to 10000 Islands.
Congratuations to the House of Improving Wordiness, led by Escanaba, on winning the House Cup; to the House of Sargon Reman on winning the House Shield; and to the House of Echolilia's HumanSanity for winning the House Scepter. Thanks to all who participated!:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/post/1714176/thread
-Minister of Labor Paffnia has commissioned new medals for our N-Day and Z-Day contributors! Thanks to Almonaster for their work on the designs. See here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37989/medals-needed?page=1#scrollTo=1714566
-Mayor of Shelter's Taco Island Louisistan and HumanSanity are hosting a Gravedigging contest in Taco Island. Islanders have been digging through thread archives going back as far as 2004 to bring back old favorites. See more information about the compeitiotn, and maybe if one of the threads catches your eye, here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38019/shelters-taco-island-gravedigging-bonanza
-In the Regional Reserve, the Mortimer Report came out with profits
despite a meteor hitting 10000 Islands! Thanks to Regional Reserve Chairwoman United Royal Islands and Deputy Regional Reserve Chairbull Woonsocket for their work on this! See here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38036/meteor-hits-islands
Additionally, the pilot project of Universal Post Count Payments in response to the difficulties with receiving Tacos for mobile posts was integrated into the Mortimer Report by the RRC. More information is here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/t...e-posts-pilot-program?page=1&scrollTo=1714595
Lastly in RRC news, Congratulations to WA Delegate Kuriko on winning Account of the Quarter for the fourth Quarter. See the announcement here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38025/account-quarter-q4-2019
-Taco Island Charities, long staffed primarily by Chairman Paffnia, has expanded its staff to include Sargon Reman and United Royal Islands. Congratulations to Sargon and URI, and we all look forward to seeing what this new team can accomplish! See here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/38018/tic-announces-board-directors?page=1&scrollTo=1714589
-Mayor of Shelter's Taco Island Louisistan has opened elections to the informal, non-governmental, fun Taco Island Parliament! Voting threads are scattered throughout the Taco Island sub-board - the announcement and information may be found here:
http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/37883/taco-island-general-election-announced
-Lastly, Poet Laureate Aersoldorf penned this beautiful poem regarding life in Taco Island. I have re-printed it in its entirety here:
You're what you eat some people say
But I declare to you this day
Your actions tell so much ‘bout you
That people are that which they do
I spam all day and in the night
Yes when it’s dark and when it’s light
I simply, really, love to spam
So you can call me Spam-I-Am
That Spam-I-Am, that Spam-I-Am,
I do detest that Spam-I-Am,
Always spamming here and there,
I find his drivel everywhere
Would you like to spam with me?
It’s so much fun, just try, you’ll see
I do not want to spam with you,
I’ve more important things to do
Would you, could you, on the moon?
Would you want to spam with Woon?
What about while in a box?
Or perhaps with Ater Nox?
Would you, could you on a boat?
What about upon a float?
Would you, could you in your car?
While downing drinks inside a bar?
Would you spam out in the rain?
Or riding on a speeding train?
Would you, could you in your house?
You can send it with your mouse.
I would not, could not, on the moon,
Nor will I with the bullish Woon.
I do not want to sit and spam,
You leave me be now Spam-I-Am.
Not in a box and not on a train,
I don’t know Nox and hate the rain,
Not on a boat or in a bar
Not while I float nor in my car.
I won’t have spam inside my house,
I will not send it with my mouse,
I do not like you Spam-I-Am,
So in your face my door I’ll slam
You do not like to send out spam?
I can’t believe that that’s true fam,
You don’t like it, so you say,
Try it, try it and you may.
Spam if you will let me be,
I will try it and you’ll see,
I’ll post some nonsense here and now,
Hey!! Eureka!! Holy Cow!!
Say, I think I like to spam,
Thank you, thank you Spam-I-Am,
Let’s spam all over these fair isles,
And bring to faces many smiles
-And, lastly, on the game side:
Regional pollster Jabberwocky continues to press Islanders for their most beloved authors through history, and November saw a variety of options from the Edwardian era, but since we highlighted the Catwoman poll last month, it's only reasonable to find out whom XKI feels played the best Joker:
www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=149652
On the RMB, LimpBizkit had this to say about the Joker poll results
www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=36966777
Evil Dictators Happyland asked a burning question:
www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=36900132
A surprising turn of events:
www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=36904201
Which may explain why this debate keeps raging
www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=36916743
And finally, the enemy is revealed
www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=36989218
Meet A Nation Interview
This month I sat down with Hakketomat, a long time 10000 Islands resident and TITO XO, who has also served as Senior Senator in the past.
HS: How did you originally hear about NationStates? When you signed up what were you expecting? How has that differed from why you've stayed around?
Hakke: I was once looking for a game in which I could simulate a country or at least run a country in a way similar to a grand strategy game but not so reliant on warfare. Something more political. I was hoping that I would get something less text based but NationStates is what I found when I ran a Google search. That is to say... NationStates was one of the free games I found.
Why I stayed even though NationStates didn't meet my expectations is because as luck would have it, I received a recruitment letter that invited me to join 10000 Islands. Even though I was reluctant to take part in the forum activities, I managed to overcome that reluctance and spam a bit. Had it not been for that, I would most likely have quit the game soon after having started playing.
HS: What specific aspects of the forum / forum activities attracted you and got you involved?
Hakke: At first it was the World Assembly discussions. I was attracted to the WA and the lawmaking. Then I realized that the WA is mostly bollocks.
I got into the spam section Taco Island. It was there where I first started to make friends.
HS: That’s cool! Who were some of your first TI friends? Also, relatedly, is there anyone you’d identify as a mentor in NS or in any aspect of it? If so, who and how did they shape how you play?
Hakke: Some of my first friends... Aersoldorf welcomed me into his house and our friendship started from there. That was early on. That was on the suggestion of my assigned forum buddy Ardreas. Ater Nox became my spam buddy and managed to keep me interested in Taco Island.
But your question is specifically limited to Taco Island, and Ardreas wasn't much involved there as far as I could tell. So my first TI friends would be Aersoldorf, whom I spammed with in his Mayor Mansion thread, and Ater Nox and Louisistan.
As for mentor in NS... not anyone specifically.
HS: Is there anything that people do in NS that you've always wanted to try but never had the chance to try?
Hakke: I can't come up with anything that I feel like I would like to do. I've never gotten around to write WA resolutions. But I'm not too bummed out about that since I don't care for the WA.
HS: Haha that’s fair. What would you say is your proudest accomplishment in NS?
Hakke: I'm proud to have served on TITO Command as an Executive Officer for about two and a half years. That makes me the longest serving Executive Officer. I've also served on TITO Command under three different Commander in Chiefs.
Editor's Note: Hakketomat, Kanta Hame, and Kortexia all hold the distinction of serving under all three Commanders-in-Chief. Additionally, Paffnia holds the distinction of being the only Minister to serve under all three Chief Executives.
HS: What is one of your favorite things you've done in this game or the time you've laughed the hardest? What's one of the more stressful or frustrating things you've done?
Hakke: Oh... I've laughed a lot of times when reading funny posts and responses in Taco Island threads.
One thing that has been very frustrating is explaining to others the concept of vampires and how a cross and holy water isn't gonna help fending off vampires. Another thing that has been frustrating is explaining to my fellow Islanders that I'm a vampire and not something else. I'm not gonna mention what "something else" I'm talking about. It's actually a taboo subject.
Thanks for reading! Until next month, your 10KI Update staff Senator HumanSanity and Deputy Senator THX1138