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  1. Yrkidding

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    Uh... personal space much?

    Why is Air Cascadia so similiar to Air Canada?
     
  2. Nessuno

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    Because it is a Templar's Conspiracy.
    If Europe uses Euros, shouldn't Africa use Afros?
     
  3. Yrkidding

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    I present to you the afro!

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    If the sun rises in the East why doesn't it set in the North-east?
     
  4. Nessuno

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    Because the sun never set on the British Empire.
    It's possible that i remained back in time?
     
  5. Yrkidding

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    Well depending on your timezone you could already be in the past relative to me, and you remain living there in the past while I conquer the future!

    Is CoD a teamwork orientated game?
     
  6. Nessuno

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    No, is a RPG.
    Why are you upside down?
     
  7. Yrkidding

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    Visiting Australia will do that to you!

    How do you figure that?
     
  8. Buddyboy100

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    With a pencil and a pen you'll figure it out.

    If you smash two toy cars together, is there a car crash in another dimension?
     
  9. A Lost Soul

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    Yes, in all three of them!

    If I am me and you are you then why are three threes not two twos?
     
  10. Buddyboy100

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    Because logic... or something like that.

    If you clap your hands in a forest, and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?
     
  11. Nebula

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    Yes, because vibrations.

    Why hasn't the space shuttle been to the moon?
     
  12. Wolfsea

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    I'm incorporeal on Mondays

    If you bury Brad Pitt will he germinate into Brad Tree?
     
  13. Buddyboy100

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    If you wish upon a star.

    Could you launch a rocket with soda?
     
  14. Nessuno

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    Yes, have you ever heard of V-2?
    If Jesus could walk in water and humans are 78% water if i walk on someone i'm 78% Jesus?
     
  15. plembobria

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    No. Jesus was ripped.

    Why?
     
  16. Yrkidding

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    Why not?

    Can you describe a risk?
     
  17. Buddyboy100

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    I don't know that sound pretty risky... but... Risk is a strategy board game released in France in 1957. It was re released with some modifications in 1959. Risk is a turn-based game for two to six players. The standard version is played on a board depicting a political map of the Earth, divided into forty-two territories, which are grouped into six continents. The object of the game is to occupy every territory on the board and in doing so, eliminate the other players. Players control armies with which they attempt to capture territories from other players, with results determined by dice rolls. Source - Wikipedia

    What would you do if you were being monitored by aliens?
     
  18. Yrkidding

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    Play this song:
    [flash]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KZMg-fvn-s[/flash]

    Who are you? (Who? Who?)
     
  19. Buddyboy100

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    I really wanna know... anyways I am a Sentient Alien Spaceship.

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
     
  20. A Lost Soul

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    Less than it took for your mother to... Wait, I think that was a dream...

    How much love does it take to make someone hate you?
     
  21. Yrkidding

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    One word. Stalking.

    Skiing?
     
  22. Wolfsea

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    not through a revolving door.

    what would you do?
     
  23. Yrkidding

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    Is a pretty decent TV show.

    Why is it called Minute Maid if it doesn't take a minute to make nor does it assist you in any way?
     
  24. Buddyboy100

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    They couldn't' come up with a name, so they all said the first word that came to mind and selected the best two.

    What would you do if dinosaurs came back?
     
  25. Wolfsea

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    Be very disappointed because it was a sucky show I had to endure while waiting for WWF on a Saturday morning and I needed my fix of the Macho Man and the Hulkster.

    Why does Knuckles the Echidna have the intelligence of a Styrofoam cup?
     
  26. Yrkidding

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    Probably be eaten...

    Jungle or Forrest?
     
  27. Buddyboy100

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    In Minecraft defiantly a Jungle

    Why is pingpong called pingpong?
     
  28. Wolfsea

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    because they knew Boris Johnson was coming.

    Is it always a bad idea to smear yourself in peanut butter and offer yourself to the Squirrels?
     
  29. Yrkidding

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    Not if you're into that kind of thing if you know what I mean.

    Cyanide or Happiness?
     
  30. Gradea

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    Cyanide, obviously.
    Why is fire hot?
     
  31. Amerion

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    Because Climate Change is a myth purported by greedy scientists!!!

    Why is glass transparent?
     
  32. Yrkidding

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    Dunno man, some girls are just born with good genes. ("Let me stand next to your fire!")

    Is IGN bias?
     
  33. Darcania

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    (Amerion) Glass is actually a terrible invisibility cloak which only works on itself.

    (Yrkidding) Duh.

    Why does Scientology hate science?
     
  34. Kaschovia

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    They like fishing more.

    Do you have pliers?
     
  35. Felis

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    Pliers are a social construct.

    Why do things shine
     
  36. Kaschovia

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    Because Patrick Star wants them to shine.

    How do I tell if the Sun is looking at me?
     
  37. Felis

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    By closing your eyes.

    Why are mirrors real if our eyes aren't?
     
  38. Kaschovia

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    Because the stars can't breathe properly.

    What is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
     
  39. Roavin

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    Bleen.

    What's the difference between a duck?
     
  40. Nebula

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    The beak.

    Why is this thread so dumb?