Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

Of course, you can also predict the present!

Is it possible to turn our Moon into a Death Star?
 
Yes, but it would be powered by the gravitational forces of your mother.

Is it ok to strategically place nooses around the house?
 
Its curvaceous struts lull seagulls to eat at the fine diner in my basement.

What podium did Donald Trump first use to lay the foundation for his wall?
 
They both eat cheesecake for breakfast.

How many times does Saturn orbit my big toe?
 
Put a camera somwehere and hope something happens.

How do you type without thinking?
 
Twelve on tuesdays, thirteen monday-friday, but only 2 on mondays and sundays. And saturdays.

What clarinet is best for blowing steam out of sugar cookies?
 
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