The Book of Paul

Chapter 1.

Verse 1. PaulWallLibertarian42 was new to the area and upon learning about the great religion of Flemingovianism was greatly excited, but soon after became greatly melancholy as he learned the Flem-god had forsaken and left the Pacific of the North on account of the Regional Assembly had forsaken him by demanding TNP become secular.

Verse 2. PaulWallLibertarian42 pestered and bugged the Flem-god to return to the TNP. At first the Flem-god was militantly against this as he was still sore at the heathens in the RA. As more people joined in with renewed vigor of PaulWallLibertarian42's enthusiasm the Flem-god decided what the hay? And proposed in the RA that Flemingovianism shall be the official State Religion of TNP.

Verse 3. In the days that followed many people were rejoiceful at this prospect, all but one man. Romanoffia who had recently lost his position of power as Chief Justice of the Court of TNP over some silly nonsense of something or the other was hurt and felt abandoned and lashed out at the Flem-gods return.

Verse 4. There were many fights between the Flem-god and Romanoffia. To the point PaulWallLibertarian42 did not know what was part of the game and what was real. PaulWall just wanted to be free to practice Flemingovianism and have the anointed one the Great Ayatollah of Flemingovianism the Flem-god return to lead the flock.

Verse 5. PaulWallLibertarian42 did not much matter if Flemingoviansim was a TNP State Religion or not, he just wanted the Flem-god back. The Flem-god said a State Religion would enhance Flemingovianism and culture in TNP. And so PaulWall cast his Aye Vote.

Verse 6. After Witnessing more fighting with the Flem-god and the shunned one Romanoffia and after being asked by the unbeliever to change his vote, PaulWall felt great confusion, he wanted to practice Flemingovianism but did not wish to see his friends fight, so caved to the arguments of Romanoffia and changed his vote.

Verse 7. One changed vote did not matter and Flemingovianism became TNP's State Religion. Romanoffia even buried the hatchet and welcomed Flemingovianism back into the region. The Flem-god returned and shared the first chapter of the New Flemingovian Testament and bestowed TNP with Holy Flemingovian Queen Asta. All was right with the world. God had returned to TNP. God did a survey of the land saw that it was good then rolled up his sleeves to do the Lords holy work.
 
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