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Murder is bad!

Don't murder!
Yes, murder is bad!
Although we may be partial towards…pre-coordinated assassinations, are we?

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Mhm!
Poisons, anvils, obnoxious amounts of repetitive writing!
Such primitive and blunt weapons at your disposal!
What you need is a swift and graceful application of lethal force!
Not that I’ll assassinate @Inven . They’re lovely people! Wished me a great birthday last year! Nothing short of getting captured is going to change my mind…
 
Mhm!
Poisons, anvils, obnoxious amounts of repetitive writing!
Such primitive and blunt weapons at your disposal!
What you need is a swift and graceful application of lethal force!
Not that I’ll assassinate @Inven . They’re lovely people! Wished me a great birthday last year! Nothing short of getting captured is going to change my mind…
Give us a heads up when you decide to detonate it.
 
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