The North Pacific Bar and Grill

Nessuno:

Sure, our best milk.

Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk

Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk was a rat milking company owned by Fat Tony. Fat Tony made a deal with Mayor Quimby to sell milk to Springfield Elementary School, promising dog milk or better. However, he instead chose to milk rats with the belief that since people like rats, they would...

simpsons.fandom.com

Click to expand...

Beagle:

I need toast

Click to expand...

Leonardo Dicaprio Toast GIF - Leonardo Dicaprio Toast Cheers - Discover & Share GIFs

Click to view the GIF

tenor.com

Space Nerd:

One dew for me too!

Click to expand...

Dew - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

simple.m.wikipedia.org

TheLandOfFunFunFun:

I desire eleven donuts.

Click to expand...

Car Drifting GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY

Discover & share this Car GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.

giphy.com

LionsMEOW:

I want eleven + 1 donut

Click to expand...

Car Drifting GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY

Discover & share this Car GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.

giphy.com

Beagle:

I want turds

Click to expand...

Nessuno:

This is a restaurant sir, not a dump.

Click to expand...

Beagle:

I'm trying to fit in with my friends don't embarrass me

Click to expand...

Nessuno:

I'm the cook and the bartender here, it's my duty to embarrass you.

Not doing so it's the waiter's duty, which is also me.

Click to expand...

Katyarda:

totally unfair I'm leaving a 1star yelp review

Click to expand...

Nessuno:

It's still free advertising.

Click to expand...

Katyarda:

weird thinking

Click to expand...

Nessuno:

It's business thinking!

Click to expand...

Katyarda:

no it isn't
it's called depression

Click to expand...

The Smol Scholar:

Is this the real bar?

Click to expand...

OverHeed:

Zanderlock IS HERE! BRING OUT THE MOONSHINE!
I finally found my way out of my office after the recent bank robbery- I mean political discussion.

Click to expand...

Quincy:

Walks in calmly, and takes a seat at an empty bar seat.

"A rum, thanks.", I say, sliding an NSDollar across the bar.

Click to expand...

Divided Free Land:

Fried bullets
Really keeps the cells Kumarian

Click to expand...

Plague:

*enters the bar soothingly, and sits down*
I'd like some rum please, here's the money.

Click to expand...

Quincy:

Did I singlehandedly just introduce a system of payment to the bartender?

Click to expand...

Luminerra:

I'd like to order some fries, please.



And a bucket of sugar water with one of those small umbrella thingys on the top

Click to expand...

Nessuno:

Sorry, we ran out of umbrellas.

May I offer you a rubber duck instead?

Click to expand...

Luminerra:

Only if the duck is blue.

Click to expand...

Nessuno:

What caliber you prefer?

Click to expand...

Divided Free Land:

375

Click to expand...

Nessuno:

Magnum or improved?

Click to expand...

Divided Free Land:

improved

Click to expand...

Veg.bullets | Food, Chicken wings, Chicken

Oct 14, 2019 - This Pin was discovered by jatinder sandhu. Discover (and save!) your own Pins on Pinterest

pin.it

Nessuno:

Here's your order.

Veg.bullets | Food, Chicken wings, Chicken

Oct 14, 2019 - This Pin was discovered by jatinder sandhu. Discover (and save!) your own Pins on Pinterest

pin.it

Click to expand...