Hotties!

[Sydia]

Inspired by IG's spate of filth, might as well admire some beauty! Post your favourite hotties!

Maria Sharapova; phwoar crikey, luv a duck, it ain't half hot on the old Charing Cross line (or something). That's how a Cockney would say "...nice!"

Even though I'm not a big fan of blonds (don't age well, IMHO) and think white is very unforgiving on a lady, still, hell fire;


Some more for no reason;



Oh yeah, she also plays tennis apparently.

Olivia Hallinan is very pretty; was in violent sci-fi shagfest Torchwood and some seedy lesbian drama on Channel 4 that I never watched, honest.


Post yours! So we can continue to take this forum even more downmarket than it already is.

 

[IndieGirl]

How dare you blame me for this! I'm aghast.

But I'll join in....

Adam Baldwin, but only as Jayne Cobb, really.

Christian Bale... hello, scruffy! *purr*

Jeff Buckley. No, it is not wrong to have a posthumous crush on someone. And while we're on the topic of just-wrong crushes...

Bernini's David.... mmmm....
What? I was an art major! And Bernini's is the best of all the Davids in my opinion.

 

[Sydia]

You fancy a statue! Weirdo.


Rachel Weisz is quite tasty, if you want my opinion.

Rose from chirpy girl-type band The Pippettes is lush (and can sing);

Mmm mmm mmm! The Lush-ettes, more like.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Now. I'm straight. But hot damn would I do Mary McDonnell (aka Laura Roslin in BSG).

Bad picture of her, but the glasses set it off. Nothing says sexy like a 40-something teacher with librarian glasses:

More to come soon.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

I don't have pictures, but Emma Watson, the girl who played Meadow Soprano (so happy they didn't kill her off ), and Kerry Howley of Reason Magazine (most have probably not heard of the magazine much less the writer). Lindsay Lohan is pretty cute too and has some of the best natural breasts in Holywood - but she's still too skanky for my tastes.. Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, and the rest are also skanks.

Intelligence is attractive. But, admittedly, so are bewbs and a nice set of eyes

 

[Gaspo]

What about man-boobs, JAL?

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

Only Dilber's do it for me.

 

[Sydia]

I don't have pictures, but Emma Watson, the girl who played Meadow Soprano (so happy they didn't kill her off ), and Kerry Howley of Reason Magazine (most have probably not heard of the magazine much less the writer).  Lindsay Lohan is pretty cute too and has some of the best natural breasts in Holywood - but she's still too skanky for my tastes..  Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, and the rest are also skanks.

Intelligence is attractive.  But, admittedly, so are bewbs and a nice set of eyes

Meadow?

Just don't let Tony catch you.

 

[Sydia]

White Stripes ftw.







Yes, I have a thing for musical brunettes.

I'll be damned if I can get a better piccy, though.

 

[IndieGirl]

Here ya go, Syd.

 

[Sydia]

Wey, that'll do me. Your google-fu is obvious much stronger than mine, young padawan.

Scottish girls, something nice about the Celtic stock there. Same with Welsh. Speaking of which; Gwen from Doctor Who spin-off Torchwood, boy-o.

 

[Upper Kirby]

Intelligence is attractive. But, admittedly, so are bewbs and a nice set of eyes

Ah, yes. The... eyes. Eyes always on the... eyes. Yes.

Scottish girls, something nice about the Celtic stock there.

Nothing more romantic than deep-fried salad, deep-fried truffle with a deep-fried glass of sherry, a moonlit walk along a urine-soaked street and all the gropes you'd ever want to get if only it were from yer date, and the dream evening sealed with pucker up and an enchanting Glasgow kiss.

 

[Sydia]

Intelligence is attractive.  But, admittedly, so are bewbs and a nice set of eyes

Ah, yes. The... eyes. Eyes always on the... eyes. Yes.

Scottish girls, something nice about the Celtic stock there.

Nothing more romantic than deep-fried salad, deep-fried truffle with a deep-fried glass of sherry, a moonlit walk along a urine-soaked street and all the gropes you'd ever want to get if only it were from yer date, and the dream evening sealed with pucker up and an enchanting Glasgow kiss.

Not a fan of Scotland, eh?

P.S. For colonial types, a 'Glasgow kiss' is not as romantic as it sounds - it's a headbutt.

 

[IndieGirl]

Oh, you kids.

 

[Sydia]

One for IG;

And one for me.

 

[IndieGirl]

Sigh.

I confess. I have a lezzy crush on short-haired Natalie.

 

[syber rad]

RAD

 

[IndieGirl]

 

[mental imagination]

not to change the subject but I like these while ice fishing

Go ahead say the first thing that comes to mind.

 

[Sydia]

Stop trying to change the topic you rapscallion!

Maybe I'm just going mad, but if you ask me the brunette girl in the t-shirt ads on obscene slangfest urbandictionary is one of the most beautiful creatures in Christendom. I made a montage in her honour.

I need a life.

 

[Algerianbania]

*Angels carol
*Deep booming voice yells, "And on the eighth day, God created the In-N-Out Burger."



You are probably thinking off topic, but its not because, yes, I would tap it.

 

[Sydia]

You would tap the text 'user posted image'?

 

[IndieGirl]

Syd, everyone is different. Just because you don't have the same tastes doesn't mean you should heckle him for his questionable fetish.

 

[syber rad]

just to post something here, i used to have a massive crush on Rose Byrne.

not the greatest photos of her, but im lazy. and talking to a way radder girl

 

[Algerianbania]

Allow me to repost my image.

 

[Sydia]

@ Syb; very nice, but don't watch 28 Weeks Later. [Edit; spoiler tags didn't work!]

I bloody hate Cockneys, which probably has a lot to do with the awful awful soap EastEnders, but I wouldn't kick Kate Nash outta bed for using rhyming slang.

 

[Byardkuria]

Ever since The Replacement Killers -

Mmmmmira.

 

[Sydia]

Byard you old dog!

Anyone watch The IT Crowd? Jen (Katherine Parkinson) is quite tasty.

I'll be damned if I can find any better pictures. Just search IT Crowd on YouTube. Here she is as a shouty-cat who has fallen to the Communists. "Well, they do have some strong arguments!"

Speaking of TV; watching Silent Witness the other night, Emilia Fox (she sure is!) keeps the oar in for blondes. Daughter of The Jackal, don'tcha know.

 

[syber rad]

Cheers for the tip Syd.

and I was a massive fan of the IT crowd. not quite as much as Teachers, but it was up there.

 

[Sydia]

Richard Ayoade (I think that's how you spell it) is hilarious in anything he's in. Check out Darkplace.

If you're not bothered about spoilers; the poor lass gets [size=-3]a sticky end by a Rage infected zombie (think Begby having a bad day) repeatedly introducing her pretty face to a sniper rifle butt.[/size]

 

[Vrtbovska Zahrada]

Yes, she would do it for me, I guess.

"Good morning Liv, how did you sleep?" That would be a nice thing to say one day.

 

[Sydia]

So that's why you watch Lord o'Rings! She is very...elven.

 

[IndieGirl]

I think pistol-whipping is hot. Especially when it's my handicap playing a bunch of boys in Halo. And I still win. <3 <3 <3

 

[syber rad]

^'s awesome gaming skills. now that is hawt

 

[Vrtbovska Zahrada]

Less and less clothes!

And if she starts speaking Czech...

 

[syber rad]

Those pictures make me think that she has a horribly disfigured left eye

 

[IndieGirl]

Oooh! Or it's bionic, and she's actually a cyborg!

 

[Vrtbovska Zahrada]

I wouldn't care about the eye too much, seeing the rest.

 

[Sydia]

Oh. you're filthy! Well, someone has to be.

 

[Vrtbovska Zahrada]

I guess the males are all being filthy, only I am the one who says it out aloud in public! YES, you ARE being filthy too, man...