If life was a game then what are the rules?

[mental imagination]

There are no rules to how the rules are applied.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Number 1: If you see someone cheating, biting their kneecaps is not allowed. Unless you're in Canada.

 

[ddias001]

Number 2: Give everyone a turn
Number 3: Keep you hands, feet, and judgments to yourself

 

[Katinaire]

Number 4: If you are a jerk, don't expect anyone to like you.

 

[Dezzland]

Number 5: The game is a risk.

 

[mental imagination]

#6 do not use a net.

 

[Vrtbovska Zahrada]

# 7: gotta be played outside

 

[Emperor of Soleme]

8. If somebody gives you reason to hit them, make sure you don't miss.

 

[Blue Wolf II]

Rule #9. Don't get caught.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Number 10: Follow rules 1-9

 

[Fulhead Land]

#11- you do not get bonus points for dropping your underwear in public

 

[Apollo-Industria]

#11: You get $200 if you pass "Gas"

 

[Fulhead Land]

#12- The "Divorce" Card halfs your score

 

[Apollo-Industria]

13: If you make Chuck Norris cry, you win.

 

[Daimiaena]

Rule 14: never leave your g/f alone with your "best" mate.....ever....

 

[Gulliver]

Rule 15: Must burst into dance on every 7 rolled.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

16: No God Modes allowed.

 

[syber rad]

Rule 14: never leave your g/f alone with your "best" mate.....ever....

what if your best mate is a chick?

EDIT: and they are both hot

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Rule 14: never leave your g/f alone with your "best" mate.....ever....

what if your best mate is a chick?

EDIT: and they are both hot

Rule 17: Then AI gets them both.

 

[syber rad]

PSH. you can try, but Rule 18 clearly states that deeply voiced Australian accents are irresistable to all and sundry, therefore AI will only have them until SR opens his mouth

edit: word order was bad. what of it?

 

[Daimiaena]

what if your best mate is a chick?

EDIT: and they are both hot

Hence the use of the word.....ever


Rule 19......pirate pants must be worn on saturdays

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Rule 20: You get +2500 points if you shoot George Bush in the crotch.

 

[Gulliver]

Rule 21: There is no rule 21.

 

[Blue Wolf II]

Rule #22: It you ever see a woodchuck chucking wood, run. For the love of all the gods, run.

 

[Fulhead Land]

Rule 23: Under no circumstances should you ever state proudly something along the lines of "I WOZ SO DRUNK LAST NITE! LOLLLLZ!".

Doing so incurs the death card

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Rule 24: Players control nations. Not nations control players.

 

[Fedele]

Rule 25: Fedele > Everyone
Exception: Fedele > OP Arsenal

 

[Joshua]

Rule 25: Fedele > Everyone
Exception: Fedele > OP Arsenal

Rule 26:

Everyone >F edele
Joshua > Fedele



I love ya Fedele!

 

[Fedele]

Rule 27: Two rules can not contradict. Josh is wrong. That's right. Deal with it.

 

[Joshua]

Can't win em all...

Rule#28: Two rules may contradict...

 

[Fedele]

Rule #28: F!@#ing twat.

 

[Fedele]

Rule #29: Go ahead. Report me. I have the admins in my pocket.

 

[Joshua]

Rule #30: The only thing Fedele has in his pockets is lint, loose change and his hands.

 

[Fedele]

Rule #31: You would be keeping your hands in your pockets, too, if you were this sexy.

 

[IndieGirl]

Rule #32: Singing is always allowed, as long as you're doing it wholeheartedly. Half-assed singing always merits heckling.

 

[Joshua]

Rule#33:Joshua will be crowned supreme ruler of TNP!

 

[syber rad]

Rule #34: anyone who claims to be supreme ruler of anything is banned from smilie usage

 

[mental imagination]

rule #35 Joke them if they can't take a f**k.

 

[Fedele]

Rule #36: If you're going to converse like a fucking peasant, don't bother editing your words.

 

[Joshua]

Rule # 36: I am still the best member of TNP.