Ask me no questions and I'll tell you some lies

[Upper Kirby]

There once was an OP called Arsenal
who was a fan of all things farcical.
His sig length extreme,
and posts rarely clean
yet they numbered never marginal.


This is a girlie they called independun'
with poems, thought I, politely transcendun'
at limericks she scoffs,
my head she'll cry "Offs!"
But it's just a bit of droll fun!

 

[Monumental Proportions]

I am interested.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

I am as well

 

[OPArsenal]

UK has a sig that reminds me of Terry Pratchett.

 

[Upper Kirby]

UK has a sig that reminds me of Terry Pratchett.

That's not Pratchett it be, but Heinlein you see
and that's just as well if you ask me.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

UK has a sig that reminds me of Terry Pratchett.

Speaking of Terry Pratchett.

 

[Upper Kirby]

What's all this racket on Terence Pratchett? Is a baker, a Quaker, or something besides that?

 

[Chapstickisfun]

Library book.

 

[Upper Kirby]

She claims to like these
Former English Colony
A sultry bunny

Erastide, I pine
like a loud pining machine
lost deep in the woods

She hops in beauty
heart whose love is innocent
like that Byron guy

Oh Eras, Eros!
a limerick is nothing
teach me limerence

 

[mental imagination]

Here is a ? marked by a symbol. Now tell me a lie.

 

[Upper Kirby]

50 years on, Lenin still brooding over one of the most inaccessible places on Earth


HUZZAH! Huzzah!--for de Glorious Proletarian Oprisink uf de Oppressed Penguin Vorkers uf de Vorld!


Flightless seabirds unite! Hyu hef only you chillblains to lose....