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    Foreign Affairs Midterm Update - March 2024

    Midterm Update - March 2024 I was surprised by how fast the midpoint of this executive term crept up on me. Until I became minister of foreign affairs, I did not really appreciate how much work goes in behind the scenes to maintain our inter-regional position. For most of this term, I have been...
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    The Trial of Laforeia

    bangs gavel The Lord Supreme High Inquisitorial Court of The North Pacific will now convene, Lord Supreme High Inquisitorial Chancellor Comfed presiding. The charge heard today will be one of @Laforeia, you have the right to answer all questions posed to you by the Court. You have the right...
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    can I borrow your spleen

    please answer this poll.
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    maybe i'll be there to shale your hand

    maybe i'll be there to shale the land https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shale
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    TNP Connections

    For those of you who are familiar with the New York Times game Connections, there's a website that lets you create your own connections game, so I've made one for TNP: https://connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-Ns4baeMD3zZwZxn8uUx
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    the CID man is here

    so you better watch out, @Orange
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    NPCI magicality city

    welcome to north pacific correctional institute, magicality city, a maximum-security prison. please have a seat. the warden is "extreme measures" @Laforeia.
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    administrative segregation

    i propose that we place @Lord Nwahs in administrative segregation at adx florence for a period of five years. this is punishment for his crimes against nature. all in favour please say AYE. all opposed please send a video of you doing pull-ups off the wing of an airborne 747. thank you.
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    Extinction Event Points

    This is like spam points, but for extinction events in geology/paleontology. Add one point to your favourite extinction event, or if it isn't listed, add it to the bottom of the list with one point. End-Permian extinction event - 1
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    Suggestion: Remove "Games and Arts" from the New Posts Feature

    This forum has a button to see the latest posts on the forums, based on which threads were last posted in. This page is also linked on the top bar of the forum. However, right now it is really only useful for people who regularly post in the spam forums, because those threads (a lot of the are...
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    Ambassador Postings, January 2024

    Opening Address - January 2024 I am pleased to announce the new ambassador postings for the January 2023 term. If your name is bolded and in green, you have been newly assigned to the listed region. Please introduce yourself on their regional forums (if applicable) and their Discord server...
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    [FA] Opening Address - January 2024

    Opening Address - January 2024Hello everyone, If you've seen my previous attempts at long addresses you know that they don't go so well, so this is going to be short and sweet. I'd like to thank @Kaschovia for the huge amount of trust he has placed in me to hold this role that I never have...
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    [Roll Call] Foreign Affairs, January 2024

    Please fill out this roll call within 72 hours if you would like stay in or join the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Current roles: [ ] Ambassador (specify which regions) [ ] None (i.e. you are not in the ministry) What you are interested in this term (you can pick both): [ ] Serving as an...
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    I've been waiting a long time for this.

    End of Term Report September-January 2023 Term I would say hello, but your current behavior does not warrant such niceties. As the Enforcer of the Gatesville– –hmm. That is not the correct speech. When we started this term, the long-term future of the NPA was uncertain. Our successes over the...
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    Notice of Abscence

    Hello, In consideration of my real life circumstances, from 1 January 2024 to 8 January 2024 I will be absent as Minister of Defence. During this time, @Robespierre is empowered to execute the powers and duties of the office of the Minister of Defence, as designated by the Delegate in the...
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    Financial Products: the FUTURE of the NPA (midterm report)

    Midterm Update: NPA-FP September-January 2023 Term Hello, I am thrilled to announce to you all the future of the North Pacific Army as a financial services provider – we are now North Pacific Army Financial Products, or NPA-FP! All NPA-FP soldiers will have the opportunity to work with our...
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    Urgent: Liberation Effort

    URGENT REQUEST FOR RESIDENT ASSISTANCE Hello all, Recently, a coalition of raiders, including our enemies (the Brotherhood of Malice and The Communist Bloc) have invaded the region Philippines and are seeking to destroy it. This is a historic region which maintains its own vibrant community...
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    Defeat of TCB Colony Solidarity | Operation Red October

    Victory Against TCB October 2023 Citizens & residents of The North Pacific: On October 1, 2023, we, as partners among a coalition of like-minded regions, invaded the region Solidarity. Since then, we called upon you for pilers to support our destruction of the region, and the response from you...
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    From the Minister's Desk: Promotions

    From the Minister's Desk: Promotions October 17, 2023 Hello! Recently we have welcomed many new soldiers into our ranks. They are already learning the ropes quickly and are becoming the future generation of great NPA soldiers. In addition to yesterday's training operation, we conducted another...
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    [CONCLUDED] Urgent Call to Arms

    URGENT CALL FOR NORTH PACIFICAN ARMS Fellow TNPers, The North Pacific Army, along with several allied and friendly militaries, has captured the region Solidarity. This region belongs to the Communist Bloc, a region that has invaded The North Pacific. We've taken the region with our coalition...
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    Issuing Two Ribbons

    Magna Aurea and Europeia Operations September 24, 2023 Magna Aurea The North Pacific Army, largely during the previous term, participated in the siege and eventual liberation of Magna Aurea. In spite of a very large raider pile, and 17 updates of sieges, the NPA maintained good participation...
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    Opening Address - September 2023

    Opening Address September 2023 Greetings, I am back as your Minister of Defence (with a "c"–I will fight you) once again. In spite of the valiant efforts of brave patriots, the deep state will still command the North Pacific Army. The forces of evil triumph again! Recruitment will once again...
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    End of Term Address: May-September, 2023

    End of Term Address: May-September, 2023 Hello, everyone, I wanted to be the first to post this address, but now I am not. :( I was honoured to have had the opportunity to serve the region as Minister of Defence for these past two months. To be honest, when I was offered this job because Rom...
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    2023/08/30 - Mergers and Acquisitions with the ERN and LDF

    Mergers and Acquisitions with the ERN and LDF August 30, 2023 There's little we care about more in the NPA than corporate finance. Nothing makes an NPA General perk up like the sweet smell of capital (and capitalism!) in the morning. As it turns out, the same is true of both the Europeian...
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    Discussion: Legal Reforms

    While it did get pretty much totally eclipsed by the political developments that followed it, I wanted to follow up on the points Cretox brought up in his goodbye post. Aside from just the issues mentioned in that thread there are several other problems that people have brought up: It's very...
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    2023/08/20 - Financial Relief

    Financial Relief August 20, 2023 You all know and love the NPA as a military organisation, just like other classics such as the Australian Defence Forces and the Wagner Group. But did you know that the NPA is also a financial institution? I hope not, because if I revealed the interest rates we...
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    RA Secret Ballot Amendment

    One thing that has occurred throughout this circus of a recall that I have found to be particularly distasteful is the way in which individual people were named and shamed for exercising their right to vote as citizens. The obvious example is Gorundu voting for himself, but many other people...
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    Introducing Standard Rank Criteria

    Introducing Standard Rank Criteria I am happy to introduce a standard promotion system for the ranks of the NPA up to the rank of Lieutenant. This new system will make promotions through the ranks automatic whenever NPA soldiers meet the criteria. The requirements are here. Can't see them...
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