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Excellent Haiku, Miss. I do get the feeling that you are not as appreciative of your fans as you should be :) One more question, will we be playing the secret ejection game this term?

Speaking to the dear departed from beyond the vail of the dead (my great-great-great-grandmother on my cousin's left-hand side was a romany gypsy), I have learned that GoalVA wishes you to answer the following question: "Could you give me your opinions on TNP's current political power in Haiku...

I'm afraid, Candidate, that your insolence has not gone un-noticed. I shall now be moving my vote to one "Bozo the super-clown" as he is your intellectual superior. Loser :P

What is my favourite language? Why should I NOT vote for you? Can you give me your views on belligerance and war-mongering in Haiku form please?

Will you marry me? Why should I NOT vote for you? Can you give me your views on conservativism in modern politics in Haiku form please?

What is my shoe size? Why should I NOT vote for you? Can you give me your views on the specific merits of entertainers over lawyers in Haiku form please?

Who am I? Why should I NOT vote for you? Can you give me your views on 'feederism' or 'francoism' and how it relates to the 'sinks' (such as Lazarus) in Haiku form please?

What job would you give me if you could? Why should I NOT vote for you? Can you give me your views upon the decline of old-fashion British values in Haiku form please?

Why should I not vote for you? What is my favourite color? Can you give me your opinion on free-market capitalism as it exists in the world today, in Haiku form please.

What exactly have you done this term? Why shouldn't I vote for you? Can you give me your opinions on habeas corpus in haiku form please?

Will you let me run riot like you did last time? Will you allow "Eras is a sexy lady" to be mentioned in the WFE? Why shouldn't I vote for you? Can you give me your views on Constitutional Monarchy and how it relates to TNP's restraints upon our delegate, in Haiku form please?

It can be marxist, it can also be neo-marxist; it could quite possibly also be Neo-Gramscianist (?) in nature. Wikipedia also suggests that Feminism could fall under this catagory. It's not really a specific set of theories, more an ideal that overlays existing ones. Although, for the record...

What school of International relations do you subscribe too? What is your view on TNP and alliances What do you believe our foreign policy should be? Why should I NOT vote for you? What is my favourite letter? Can you give me your views of the failings of Marxism in the world today, in...

If you are elected, how long would it be before we're back in the ADN? What is better, Daddy or Chips? Can you speak any other language. Is my radio show the best on Gateway? Tell me why you think that. Why should I NOT vote for you? Can you give me your views of cynicism being a...

Don't you believe that the communications minister must excel at communicating? Shouldn't this be a cause for concern with you? Very good, now have you ever used it before? Could you restructure this sentence using the correct punctuation? No, I fear it does not. May I ask why you believe...

Fine, fine. It's pretty obvious that me and Cthul will not agree on the issues, but as my questioning seems to be doing nothing but winding the poor fellow up, I'll give up. Cthul, I don't expect you to be a professor of international relations, but I would expect you to have some idea of the...

Do you believe that someone who works in the communications ministry should be able to speak the common language clearly and effectively? Do you believe you can do this? Do you know what the shortcut "F7" does in Microsoft Word? Can you speak any other language? What previous journalistic...

*Digitalis hears a crackling over the intercomm, "Operation 'ADN love-in' phase one please commence." So Grenval, what do you believe you can offer that no-one else can; if you reply with either: a) time b) effort c) Tacos or d) huggles, I shall have you shot.

No offence, Deputy Minister but "You believe" is not a confirmation of anything, in my opinion. I also hadn't realised that the Pacific had said anything that could be considered a threat to our regional security. Perhaps if you could link me to the relevant topics? An active force of twenty...

Why aren't you running for MoEA? :(

Okay, I'll lay it out straight to you: Can you give me a specific reasoning as to why you believe the Pacific is a direct threat to us? Can you give me an example of a force large enough to threaten our regional stability? Can you explain in clear terms why the new rules should affect TNP's...

You dirty son of a monkey's uncle. Hope you have a good one, dude :)

I, Digitalis, hereby declare my intention to run for a position upon the Security Council.

Interesting response... Ah, yes. Of course, past actions usually give an indiaction of future actions; relations between us and the Pacific have changed little, regardless of the RMB incident. I'm not sure what makes you so sure that they are a threat to our sovereignty. You have not given...

Your grudge against the Pacific is well known, JAL. You do not lend him any credibility with your support.

Could you explain, Cthul, how an Military Alliance would be of any use to TNP? I'd appreciate as much detail as you can give.

Oh dear, NH; I fear you have lost this battle already.

I don't see how he is.

Sir, I ask you: Do you have any idea of the history between TNP and the Pacific? We have been at war with them, and it was probably the worst mistake we've ever made. Better men than you, or I negotiated a peace deal between us and we have had no problems with them since. You may not like their...

To the nations of the Pacific; I, personally, apologise for such an diplomatic and idiotic action taken by two of our cabinet. Whilst I do not speak for the region as a whole, know that not all of TNP are as ham-fisted as the two who now desperatly wish to make it seem like a joke.