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All the best for the future just for now, take it slow have fun get some experience and keep up the passion for tnp!

With all due respect, given that there is documented evidence that you personally published private information before it was made official, which is a crime, I'd say it's official and genuine, I'd also like to point out that as far as I know all the people you have listed were not running for...

Posting any form of private information publicly is generally a bad idea.

How do you plan to handle the case against Nubt and would it be possible to seize his assets including his news source to benefit PNW (asking for a friend)

life ain't fair

PNW "RIVAL" ACCUSED OF BEING SILLY? COURT NERDS GIVEN ACTUAL WORK? Recent accusations have emerged of news rival nubt 2: the squeakquel tampering with words and such that was said in a private conversation, PNW researchers spent several minutes looking for more information but came up empty. A...

Do you plan to imprison kasto, I believe it would be funny

Do you plan to imprison kasto?

Why should we trust someone whom is being openly accused of espionage to be our justice?

(INSERT NAME HERE) "WINS" SPEAKERS ELECTION, FRAUDULENT OR DESERVED? TNP's speaker elections are officially over with (INTERNS PLEASE INSERT WINNER HERE) declared the victor, although many are calling foul as it was revealed a large shipment of votes sent by a mysterious "Maddison Jackson"...

LACK OF NEWS LEAVES IDIOT CHIMPANZEE WITH LITTLE TO WRITE ABOUT With the election returning to being extremely boring and moving at a snail's pace, TNP's number 1* source of news has so few things to write about that he has announced his retirement from news, with the intent to pursue a career...

STOP YELLING AT ME I'M FRAGILE

ELECTION HEATING UP AS RON TAKES LEAD? The upcoming snooze fest has just becoming even more slightly interesting as emerging unidentified candidate Ronald has come from nowhere to take an absolutely MASSIVE (not clickbait) lead. our unpaid interns are working illegal hours tirelessly to identify...

ELECTIONS HEATING UP AS CANDIDATES CALL EACH OTHER MEAN THINGS The upcoming speaker election just went from the most boring thing ever to pretty interesting, as the candidates responded to questions about stuff and things, many were quick to hurl insults and point out flaws in their opponents...

nice to see some more elderly tnpers returning :shades:

GENIUS CHIMPANZEE DECLINES WELL DESERVED NOMINATION FOR SPEAKER, ROBES ADMITS TO CORRUPTION? A big day for PNW today as a very handsome and intelligent chimpanzee humbly declined his nomination for the upcoming speaker election, in response to the nomination, he was quoted as saying "hell nah"...

hell nah

CHIMPANZEE QUITS, THROWS FECAL MATTER Recently elected overlord Monkemafiatopia has quit after it was ALLEGED that he spent over 6 billion on bananas, he vehemently denies the accusations, stating the amount was larger. PNW will keep readers updated on this developing story

against, also who's joe?

FRAUDULENT DELEGATE REMOVED FROM POWER, CHIMPANZEE ELECTED FRAUDULENTLY elected "delegate" @INSERTDELEGATENAMEHERE was recently ousted by his fellow FRAUDULENTLY elected ghost dude, then in another shocking twist in the saga, the true winner was revealed to be multiple sexiest and funniest tnper...

we back baybee

drama

taking a major break until around the 23rd ish probably, see ya

PNW comments be beefin

FORMERLY DEAD AUSTRALIAN MAN RETURNS TO TNP Formerly deceased Australian man @mcmasterdonia made his triumphant return to TNP recently, having previously spent time on vacation six feet underground.

EARLY ELECTION PREDICTION HAS IDIOT CHIMPANZEE WINNING BY LARGE AMOUNT In a recent 112% accurate math thing by notorious smart dude Dr. Richard Cranium, the next TNP election is expected to be a massive blowout by the crowd favourite and awesome guy @Monkemafiatopia (not biased) (he didn't...

for, clearly very evil and scary

PALLAITH COMMENDATION HITS A SNAG AS NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS The recent proposal to commend relatively unknown user "Pallaith" instead of renowned user "Ghost" has been slow to reach the required amount of approvals. experts say this is due to the fact that Pallaith is a very new and unknown...

HUGE NERD FINDS OUT THAT PROPAGANDA NEWS WEEKLY ARTICLES ARE PUBLISHED MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK Renowned science dude Dr. Richard Cranium made the shocking discovery this morning while scrolling the forums, he used experimental techniques such as maths and counting numbas. unfortunately due to Dr...

one time, my house set fire and gorundu literally risked his life to save me, it's true i was there