Recent content by Tortoises

^ twelve jars of peanut butter, a bucket, and a bib.

7/10 the illusion that the two center triangles are different sizes bothers me a bit, but +1 for plemby

4/10 Nice design, but it's copied and pasted from one of the suggested flag designs for New Zealand.

Ha! Little do you know, my spies, which are small tortoises in catsuits, snuck in and assassinated all of your leaders during brunch. That's what you get for not inviting me. All of your nations are belong to us!

Uh, uh ,uh... V Ignored the last post.

I'll think of something. V Has thought of something.

8/10, I think I need to fix my white balance.

Tortoises eats the universe as a snack and awaits for one of many infinite parallel universe to arrive on their plate come dinnertime.

Isn't this already a thread? http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/635145/112/#new

A new Chinese restaurant opened in my town. It's a wok in. Did you hear about the Chinese man who's percussion company went bankrupt? Now his money's all gong. I should probably go to the hospital for that one. It was a real stretcher. While at the hospital I stumbled upon the oncology wing...

Against.

Degrees. Degrees are a measure of temperature or of an angle. Angles. Humans feel temperature. Shapes have angles. Some humans are male. Shapes make up everything. Male. People are included in everything. HE. Masculine gender pronoun. Some people are male. HE. Male. HE. Masculine gender...

[me]gives Frozentophat a Virgin Mary

Nebula: tastes like raspberries and alcohol.

Shit