We should do a Delegate Delirium for other categories. I know we like to stay positive, but we already know I'm the worst speaker of all time -- can't we also find the worst delegate? (Perhaps I'd bet on UPS rail)
I support this measure. Still, instead of the Sunscreen act, I feel like this depriorotization of needless bureaucratic nightmare could be called the 'Depraetorization Act' but maybe that would make it seem like I have an axe to grind.