Blatant Lies About The Above Poster

[Hookogi]

^^^^^
made love to The Prime Minister of Canada (liberal one not the new one) ....I must say that Paul Martin feller was quite tasty

(mmmmmm cattle)

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Does not like what appear to be anti-aircraft cannon on US aircraft carriers.

 

[Puckton]

^actually lives in Charlotte, NC

 

[Fedele]

Consideres the word "shiznit" a term of endearment

 

[Puckton]

^is in actuality the NBC peacock

 

[Fedele]

Has had a strong, burning desire for the emoticon

 

[Apollo-Industria]

/ is Bill Clinton's lacky

 

[Puckton]

^is actually sane

 

[IndieGirl]

^ wants me. So bad.

 

[Flemingovia]

^ still has fantasies about me in darth vader underpants.


(oops. this was supposed to be a "blatant lies" thread, wasn't it!)

 

[Sirixis]

^ is really a 12-year-old French girl.

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ MC Grand Moff Tarkin

 

[Sirixis]

^ wears crocheted underpants.

 

[Virtual Boy]

^ Is incorrect

 

[Flemingovia]

^ keep jelly fish in his bathtub.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ Lives in Oklahoma and owns four dogs and an entire arsenal of guns. Like father, and his father's father before him. He also watches Nascar enthusiastically.

 

[Flemingovia]

^ before surgery, used to be a truck driver named Simon. Her mother has still not adjusted to this

 

[Puckton]

^is actually one of the Budweiser lizards who are out of work now...I miss those guys!

 

[IndieGirl]

^ Drinks listerine.

 

[Puckton]

Drinks Zima^

 

[IndieGirl]

^ likes busty, leggy blondes. For dinner.

 

[Fedele]

Makes me wish I were bilingual

 

[IndieGirl]

Makes me wish I were 4 years younger.

 

[Puckton]

^Makes me wish I didn't feel so dirty

 

[IndieGirl]

^ adores T-mobile.

 

[Puckton]

^in love with Veebs....no wait....another blantant lie foiled. Damn!

 

[IndieGirl]

^'s in love with Hillary Duff.

 

[Puckton]

^is actually an Ore-Ida Tater Tot

 

[IndieGirl]

^ Is actually half a Granny's(tm) Apple Pie.

 

[Puckton]

^lives out of a shopping cart with 59 cats

 

[Blackshear]

^ will be luging for Kazakhstan in the next Winter Olympics.

 

[IndieGirl]

^'s favorite singer is Judy Garland.

 

[Puckton]

^is actually living on Gilligan's Island

 

[Flemingovia]

^ Is yet another one of Tresville's puppets.

 

[Blackshear]

^ functionally illiterate.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ dips his pickle chips in strawberry jam.

 

[Puckton]

^enjoys drinking pickle juice

 

[IndieGirl]

^ licks frogs in his spare time.

 

[Flemingovia]

^ Is a Jehovah's Witness goupie. He does not knock on any doors he just stands at the gate and applauds.

 

[IndieGirl]

^ is confident of my femininity.