bE THE lAST pOSTER TO bE THE wINRAR

[Fili]

Here u go!

Where do you get all of these?

 

[SteelFists]

If I tell you that, or bad things will happen to you.

 

[Fili]

But I wanna hear...

 

[Aerilia]

Me too!

 

[Albion(NBU/TVD)]

Wow a new phone just for me?

You're too kind!

Aww…that’s nice of you to say that!
And here are the billing charges from your local TNP bank:

 

[SteelFists]

Fine Aerilia and Fili, listen closely.

I stole them...

 

[Aerilia]

Aww…that’s nice of you to say that!
And here are the billing charges from your local TNP bank:

YAY

Thank you, I love bills!

Fine Aerilia and Fili, listen closely.

I stole them...

 

[ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ]

Stealing was never a crime to begin with.

 

[Aerilia]

Then why did the police try to stop me when I tried stealing their car?

 

[Tringapore]

He wanna FR EEEE AK

 

[ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ]

Then why did the police try to stop me when I tried stealing their car?

They were drunk.

 

[Aerilia]

I thought something was off with them!

 

[SteelFists]

Another mystery solved by Aerilia and Katyarad! Ends episode.

Hey Fili, we just got millions of dollars, we're rich! The show was a big hit!

 

[Fili]

Another mystery solved by Aerilia and Katyarad! Ends episode.

Hey Fili, we just got millions of dollars, we're rich! The show was a big hit!

Good, now the next step is to vommit tax fraud.

 

[Aerilia]

Vomiting tax fraud?

Please tell me more!

 

[ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ]

Vomiting tax fraud?

Please tell me more!

starts a new episode

Well, the next puzzle to solve: How to vomit tax fraud!

 

[Fili]

starts a new episode

Well, the next puzzle to solve: How to vomit tax fraud!

First you need to find a guy that commits tax fraud. Next, eat him. You should know the rest.

 

[SteelFists]

BRAVO! We just made MORE money! Surely I should be co winners with Fili for this accomplishment.

 

[Aerilia]

I hope I win a Oscar for this!

 

[SteelFists]

First you got to get nominated.

 

[Aerilia]

I officially nominate myself!

Oh wow, thank you me

I nominate myself as a thanks for the nomination!

 

[SteelFists]

That's against the rules, but I'll nominate you!

 

[Aerilia]

Wait, now you're telling me they have rules?!

What about those golden globes? Are they easier to get?

 

[Fili]

I hope I win a Oscar for this!

You should try to win Darwin's Award with your skills!

 

[Aerilia]

The more awards the fuller my awards cabinet will be

How do I win that one?

 

[Fili]

Check the internet!

 

[Aerilia]

What's that?

 

[Fili]

What is what?

 

[Aerilia]

What is the internet?

 

[Fili]

I don't know, check it in the internet...

 

[Aerilia]

Oh right

I forgot that existed!

 

[Fili]

It did? Or did it?

 

[Aerilia]

Was it the aliens?!!!

 

[Fili]

Which aliens? There are a lot of them!

 

[ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ]

Which aliens? There are a lot of them!

To list a few, there are the:

• Jelly Aliens
• Coconut-eating Aliens
• Banana-Fire Aliens
• Pizza-Worshipping Aliens
• Lightbulb Aliens
• Trespassing Aliens
• Royal Aliens
• Warmongering Aliens
• Shielding Aliens
• Witch Aliens
• etc.

Those are 0.00001% of all the aliens ever. The ones with the big UFOs are the Warmongering Aliens, and they like to invade us. However, we keep resisting their attacks.

 

[Fili]

Now, we have to pick a random alien species!

 

[ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ]

Now, we have to pick a random alien species!

Why?

 

[Fili]

Why not?

 

[Aerilia]

Ooh choose the pizza ones!

 

[Fili]

What about the lactose intolerant ones?