Vending Machine*

[Venicea]

You receive 4 chairs

I insert an orchestra

 

[Tringapore]

You receive a YouTube video of the Sydney Symphony Orchestra playing In The Hall of The Mountain King:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLZl-hhbXDI

I insert a recliner

 

[Aerilia]

You receive the same YouTube link

GRIEG Peer Gynt: In The Hall of The Mountain King (Sydney Symphony Orchestra / Ashkenazy)

The Sydney Symphony Orchestra and Principal Conductor Vladimir Ashkenazy perform Grieg's 'In The Hall of The Mountain King' as part of the orchestra's Februa...

www.youtube.com

I insert a cat

 

[Tringapore]

You receive a pet bowl.

I insert a game of Monopoly

 

[artiza]

You get a top hat.

I insert a belly button.

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a jelly bean

I insert a pokemon card

 

[Tringapore]

You receive a Pikachu keychain

I insert a lego brick

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a rock

I insert Uluru

 

[Lightbeam]

You get a brick thrown at your face

I insert a Mac Pro

 

[Tringapore]

You receive a literal apple

I insert a fedora

 

[Lightbeam]

You receive an install USB with Fedora Linux on it

I insert Lubuntu

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a gun

I insert said gun

 

[Venicea]

You receive a gum

I insert a pun

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a meme

I insert install

 

[Venicea]

You receive a screen that says "Installing. 0.000007% complete. Please wait 5 years."

I insert an Error 404

 

[Aerilia]

You receive Error 405

I insert a movie

 

[Call_me_EnvY]

You receive a yo-yo

I insert a CD

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a toy

I insert water

 

[Tringapore]

You receive a mug


I insert a bitcoin

 

[Pigeonstan]

you recieve a dogecoin

i insert a penny

 

[Venicea]

You receive a thought

I insert a motto

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a bunch of words

I insert a computer

 

[Tringapore]

You receive a hard disk

I insert a candle

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a flame

I insert a magic bullet

 

[Monia]

You receive hard damage

I put a can of Coca-cola

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a bottle of water

I insert sea water

 

[Monia]

You are showered with seawater that comes down from nowhere

I insert an umbrella

 

[Lightbeam]

You receive water

I insert the Nyan Cat

 

[Monia]

When you walk, your footprints look like a rainbow for an indefinite time


I insert a Chocolate soufflé

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a Apple

Remember to eat healthy!

I insert more water!!!

 

[Monia]

You get so many drinks and get so bloated from drinking them that you can't go anywhere

I insert an unicorn's corn

 

[Lightbeam]

You get a deer. sometimes he barks because he has autism. $9.

I insert an OwO

 

[Tringapore]

You receive an UwU

I insert an ant

 

[Lightbeam]

You receive a, ante, bajo, con, contra...

I insert the Trololol PUP.

 

[Aerilia]

You receive a confused vending machine

I insert the vending machine's enemy

 

[Monia]

The vending machine is mad and you got nothing...

I insert a baseball bat

 

[Venicea]

You receive a vampire bat

I insert Euler's number

 

[Skaraborg]

You receive Aerilia’s number.

I insert a grammar eror.

 

[Tringapore]

You receive Grammarly

"Writing is not that easy, but Grammarly can help!"

I insert a Twitter account

 

[New Celoveniortan]

You get a 10-year-old post that sinks you.

I insert a £200 bill.