Corrupt a Wish

Heheehe. Clever.

Granted, but she has three ears.

I wish that I could adopt a homeless cat ASAP.
 
Granted, nothing bad happens because that's a good thing

I also wish to adopt a homeless cat, aka the one that has been sneaking into the house every night
 
Granted, but you have to pay for the cat food out of your own pocket.

I wish that my cat hadn't been adopted out.
 
Granted, but you have to pay twice the price for the cat food out of your own pocket.

I wish for a free house
 
Granted, but you have to pay annual taxes on it.

I wish for an apartment with a balcony and 2 bedrooms.
 
Granted, but you left it in your car overnight accidentally and found it dead the next morning.

I wish for an endless loop of death.
 
Granted, but the person who coded it made a error and it crashes so you live forever.

I wish for schrodinger's cat
 
You have him, but I was wondering where he was.

I wish for a minx Esperanza+Schrodinger.
 
You've got it, but it has anchovies on it and tentacles on it.

I wish for a rocket ship to the interesting asteroid thing that passed the sun awhile back.
 
Granted, but you must become the first world's transgender representative.

I wish to become the world's first transgender astronaut.
 
Granted. You're a part of the Mars mission but on your way to Mars, the mission crew realizes the spacecraft has already run out of food supplies.
 
Evil and evil, I don't don wanna be et.

You're not-wish is not-ungranted.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.
 
Granted, but it's 10 Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for a guy to decapitate me.

(Sorry about that last post of mine. Got busy and had forgotten about the wish.)
 
Granted, but it is on fire.

I wish that no one replies to this post.
 
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You get it, and it’s the size of Jupiter, obliterating earth.

I wish for a bad thing to happen.
 
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