The Europeian Letter, April 18

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In this issue of the Letter, we announce Deepest House's appointment as Councillor of Foreign Affairs, and discuss a very controversial topic of debate in Europeia and abroad


Deepest House Confirmed as Europeian Councillor of Foreign Affairs

The Europeian Senate confirmed Deepest House to serve as Councillor of Foreign Affairs in a vote that concluded Sunday, April 7. Prior to ascending to the senior foreign affairs posting in Europeia, Deepest House served as senior deputy councillor for foreign affairs for two terms. The seat became vacant when Sopo, the previous councillor, resigned his position.

“I am extremely proud to serve as Europeia’s councillor of foreign affairs,” Deepest House said in an exclusive statement to the EBC. “There is a lot of work to be done, and I look forward to reaching out to my peers across NationStates and working together on issues where we have shared interests.”

Upon his confirmation, Deepest House appointed Common-Sense Politics to serve as deputy councillor of foreign affairs for outreach. That position had remained vacant since its previous incumbent, Old Delaware, resigned due to real life circumstances. In addition to serving as deputy councillor for outreach, Common-Sense Politics also serves as the Speaker of the Senate and grand admiral of the Europeian Republican Navy.


Controversial Debate Rages Over Whether Pineapple Belongs on Pizza - Europeian Civil War Imminent

On April 5 Recombis shocked the region when he opened a poll on whether pineapple belonged on pizza. It was clear that the author was in favour of such a culinary combination, but things quickly got heated. As opposing factions banded together, one Europeian stated "Pineapple belongs on pizza like anthrax in envelopes." Long time member, and President of the HEM fan club, Lethen, came out adamantly in favour of pineapple on pizza. At one point it was suggested that admins should like BAN-ana peppers, which just makes sense when you really think about it.

Discussions about pizza on pineapple (yes, you read that correctly) were met with Filthy Frank memes (rip Papa Franku) and finally Swedish Banana Curry pizza was proposed as a solution to end all fighting. While the thread has gone quiet, it is expected that Grand Admiral Common-Sense Politics will use the situation to stage a coup and form a military junta. While the coup forces will likely round up all of the pineapple in the region for mass burning, it is anticipated that allied regions will air-drop pineapple rations into Europeia to aid resistance groups.
 
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