Finish the statements

[Darklord]

...you could put them in the oven.
Alternatives could...

 

[Lord Emmanuel]

...just leave it as it be.

If you.....

 

[Darklord]

...join the party,should have consider the possibility to...

 

[Kaschovia]

...create a black hole.

There is a shark...

 

[Lennart]

... that can play drums. Although he sucks at it.

It would be humiliating to be killed by a...

 

[Kaschovia]

...Pellican, wouldn't it?

What a...

 

[Darklord]

...wherewolf is doing among us?
The answer my friend...

 

[Kaschovia]

is simple, don't do drugs.

Is there something...

 

[Ash]

I can do to make this thread better?

Remember kids, only you...

 

[Darklord]

...can afford being naive.
The adults had....

 

[Lord Emmanuel]

..to be very serious.

But...

 

[Darklord]

...that's not true.
They just have to...

 

[Kaschovia]

stop the drugs...

what if cat is not...

 

[Paddy1949]

... aloof and absent?


Will the cat's house...

 

[Wolfsea]

...contain a myriad of sinful delights and hedonist pleasures?
The smell of Coconut Oil...

 

[Darklord]

...reminds me the smell of...

 

[Sankami]

...carbon dioxide.

When it comes to cats, they...

 

[Darklord]

...tend to meow.
But when...

 

[Sankami]

they yowl, you should run.

A good place to run would be...

 

[Darklord]

...there!
Also good must be...

 

[Sankami]

a place to sleep.

When sleeping, one must...

 

[Wolfsea]

Expect jollity from the colony of boll weevils living in your colon.

It is vital during nighttime that...

 

[Lennart]

... your feet remain warm.

I once created a wonderful...

 

[Darklord]

...and amazing statue.
Unfortunately,this statue had...

 

[Sankami]

a rainbow mustache and altogether too much eyebrow wax.

That statue could...

 

[Darklord]

...never had been worst.
But if you can see it from...

 

[Sankami]

under the sea, it would have been stunning.

Under the sea, there is...

 

[Darklord]

...a lot of things to see.
But you must be...

 

[Sankami]

extremely loud, or the creatures will not hear you.

These creatures like to...

 

[Darklord]

...play mind games.
If someone is not...

 

[Wolfsea]

...checking their wardrobes at night they may be forced to watch Nicholas Cage and Christian Slater Knife-fight.

In some countries it is illegal...

 

[Ash]

...to practice any religion besides Flemingovianism.

My pet rat...

 

[Sankami]

likes chasing cats on a motorcycle.

Cats are scared of...

 

[Darklord]

...bananas.
Also,cats are scared of...

 

[Lord Emmanuel]

...lions.
But monkeys are scared of...

 

[Darklord]

...humans.
And humans are...

 

[Frozentophat]

...not always the greatest.
Illegal drugs are...

 

[Lord Emmanuel]

good for sport.

But if you.....

 

[Darklord]

...take them regularly,then you...

 

[Sankami]

...become immortal and transcend to the heavens.


Then the gods will...