The New Party

Lord Nwahs

Lord Nwahs

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"Because TNP needs a new party that does absolutely nothing!"​

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The Republic of Olvern has formed a party that does not have a constitution, will not publish manifestos, and will just accept all members after they answer the simple question:

What does the Meerkat say?​

As a member, you can act as if you are a member of a established political party, without the politics and involvement in policy-making and sensible debate, and chastise others for not sharing the same ideology as you do, only that you don't have a coherent ideology!

JOIN NOW!​
Party Member List:
Lord Nwahs
McMasterdonia
Great Bights Mum
Malvad
Romanoffia
The Democratic Republic of Tomb
mralexgamingstrategy
Scandigrad
Nessuno
Syrixia
The Spokesman of Eumenor
plembobria
Cronaal
Andrew
Cascadia
Amerion
Corporal Clegg
Helgraf
Elegarth

Arbitrary and Involuntary party position appointments:

Secretary-General: Lord Nwahs
Chairman: McMasterdonia
Vice-Chairman: The Democratic Republic of Tomb
Treasurer: Great Bights Mum
Chief Outreach Guy(s): Malvad & Romanoffia
Party DJ: mralexgamingstrategy
Party Organiser: Syrixia
Non-Specific Agenda Setter: Cascadia
Policy Director for Big-Boned Members: Amerion
Cow Ambassador: Corporal Clegg
Norwegian Translator: Helgraf

Shadow ministry positions:
Shadow Secretary of Equestrian Affairs, Pony Rides and Propaganda: Romanoffia
Deputy Shadow Minister of Sanitation: plembobria
Shadow Minister of Music Organisation: Cronaal
Shadow Minister for the Protection of Lemmings: The Spokesman of Eumenor
Secret ArchBishop of (Hot) Latin(A) Affairs: Elegarth
 
Jean-Claude Hollande:
I wish to become a member of this grand party. I would also wish to apply for the position of Shadow Minister of Cookies if such a position exists.
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You have to answer the question first though: What does the Meerkat say?
 
Jean-Claude Hollande:
I do believe meerkats communicate by saying "cookies" and "tha worlds shall be mines" and such.
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Fair enough, I've seen meerkats say similar things on the Olvern Geographic Channel before.

Congratulations! You are Vice-Chairman of the party and you will be the Shadow Minister of Cookies as well (whatever that is supposed to mean.)
 
Great Bights Mum:
I like this party. May I join? The meerkat I've heard says, "hakuna matata." Actually, he sings it.
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Good enough.

Congratulations! You're also party Treasurer, and you don't have to handle any finances anyway because there aren't any!
 
Woo! I believe cookies and other such things are the cornerstones of any advanced democratic nation and look forward to serving as the Shadow Cookies Minister.
 
As Secretary-General of the New Party, I urge all RA members of the party to either vote aye, vote nay, abstain, spoil your vote, or not vote at all for the upcoming bill, and all other upcoming bills.

This also means we don't need a Chief Whip. Like, what's the point of one? You do your own stuff your the way you like to do it after all, why should I care? :eyebrow:
 
I wish to join the party, comrade Secretary-General. I've heard meerkats say they wish for world peace, and also delicious food to nibble on. Please consider me for the position of Shadow Minister of Ninja Moves.
 
Ash:
I wish to join the party, comrade Secretary-General. I've heard meerkats say they wish for world peace, and also delicious food to nibble on. Please consider me for the position of Shadow Minister of Ninja Moves.
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VERY ACCEPTED.

Welcome, Shadow Minister of Ninja Moves!

(I'm also going to open up (Shadow) Ministry positions to whoever wants to take them up! PM me or post here for requests.)
 
Malvad:
Olvern:
Malvad:
I would like to join. :) The meerkat runs around saying meerkatty things and such and stuff.....
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Quite true.

Welcome! You'll be the Chief Outreach Guy.
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Yay!...Wait...that means talking to people...how do you do that?
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Simple, you do it when you want to! Best thing is to get into unnecessary arguments on irc :)
 
To celebrate the new year, I'm going to ask for suggestions for the mascot of the New Party!

It could always be the meerkat, but other animals/creatures/things are very welcome.
 
How about the walrus? Like the New Party, it makes independent decisions and constantly sits around on its ass.

Anyway, the meerkat tends to sing horrible, out-of-tune and copyrighted lyrics which they then post on Youtube. My source is this thing I just found on the shadowy depths of the internet.

[flash=250,210]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qh0LKUcEXw[/flash]
 
Iro:
How about the walrus? Like the New Party, it makes independent decisions and constantly sits around on its ass.

Anyway, the meerkat tends to sing horrible, out-of-tune and copyrighted lyrics which they then post on Youtube. My source is this thing I just found on the shadowy depths of the internet.

[flash=250,210]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qh0LKUcEXw[/flash]
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I cringed. But welcome anyway! :D

You will be the Party DJ!

I will consider the walrus, it seems quite fitting.

Romanoffia:
Dit is wat die Meerkat sê! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ust9YBlEfY

I want to volunteer for Secretary for Equestrian Affairs, Pony Rides and Propaganda!
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Oh funsies. Welcome, (shadow) Secretary for Equestrian Affairs, Pony Rides and Propaganda! You'll also be the Chief Outreach Guy along with Malvad.
 
As party DJ, I wish to present this thing that I just found on the internet, as our party anthem.

[flash=300,300]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXo-kHsfBc[/flash]
 
As my first official act as Secretary for Equestrian Affairs, Pony Rides and Propaganda, I present you with video footage of the Party's first official Pony Ride!

Turns out that Pinky Pony may indeed not be best pony! :lol:

[flash=300,300]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53raWJPdglw[/flash]
 
Iro:
As party DJ, I wish to present this thing that I just found on the internet, as our party anthem.

[flash=300,300]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXo-kHsfBc[/flash]
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Very well, let it be the party anthem! :D

Romanoffia:
As my first official act as Secretary for Equestrian Affairs, Pony Rides and Propaganda, I present you with video footage of the Party's first official Pony Ride!

Turns out that Pinky Pony may indeed not be best pony! :lol:

[flash=300,300]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53raWJPdglw[/flash]
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Ouch! :o
 
As Jean-Claude Hollande has long disappeared from TNP, I would like to make a very appealing offer:

WHO WANTS TO BE VICE-CHAIRMAN PM ME NAOW.
 
I welcome The Democratic Republic of Tomb as our newest member! He shall also serve as vice-chairman of this great party! :cheese:
 
Thanks Olvey and fellow New Party members!

And as for what the Meerkat says... well he says that he is puff and tough as he is walking around in circles!
 
I think that we should utilise our block votes to vote for whatever we want. Who's with me on that?
 
I would very much like to join the party, secretary-general.

The meerkat runs around making meerkat-y sounds and occasionally asking: "What does the meerkat say?".
 
Very well, welcome to the party mralexgamingstrategy!

You shall be Party DJ since Iro isn't around anymore.
 
I agree with my predecessor in terms of party anthem:

[flash=250,210]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXo-kHsfBc[/flash]
 
I would like to gain entrance to your social club please.

And what does the meerkat say?

Start at 2:10
[flash=250,210]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZVV-UF1rSc[/flash]
 
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