Question for The PM

Mr Prime Minister,

hello there, how are you? You've been a tad quiet recently and I thought that it was important that I asked a question or two. As you can clearly see there is a bit of a situation brewing between The Pacific and us. While it wasnt your government who dropped the ball, people do look to you as our nominal leader for some sort of retort or response.

Is there one forthcoming? Do you indeed have any opinion at all on the subject, or any plan for dealing with it before it becomes any more farcical?

Thank you my good sir!


Your humble servant,


Fulhead Land

Patience is a virtue. The Cabinet is hard at work on this issue, and a response, I assure you, will be forthcoming...when it is ready.

/obviously not UK

Not quite sure what your obviously not UK thing implies really...as for patience this has been brewing for how long? And no word from either the government or just the PM. So forgive me for wondering.

The Cabinet is on the case.

I would like to offer my praise to the Prime Minister for his handling of the affair and the objectives that he has given to the Cabinet.

"Cabinet! ASSEMBLE!"


I await the cabinets response